Let's See, How do I put this?  

Grow2big 53M
46 posts
3/16/2006 9:33 am

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3/19/2006 7:22 pm

Let's See, How do I put this?

I like to Fuck. Duh. Nobody likes to fuck more than I do. Well, except maybe Odds and bipoly. But they're not human. They are the goddess's of estrogen and progesterone. I hope I spelled that right. Fuck it if I didn't. I am the mere Titan of testosterone. The point? Ah the point.
Where did all these people come from? I have been on this site for a long time now. First it was the couples (read the previous two posts). now it is single women. Don't get me wrong I ain't bitchen'. It is just a little outa the norm. Usually you gotta search and email and blah blah. You get it. I am now in the process of winnowing the wheat from the chafe. I have found a few really good ones esp one who seems to have my taste in lingerie. I am really pretty picky. I am at a point where I know what I want and want what I want. To accept less would eventually make us both unhappy. Although, I can't/won't let myself get into any long term thing right now. Got a 16 and 17 yr old to get outa HS in into colleges. This kinda cramps my dating style (ESP B&D S&M etc) too many fuckin' letters. Daddy why were you spanking that lady? Get the picture? Soooo I, as a rule I don't entertain at home. Preferring a public place (swing club or nice hotel) for the safety and security of all. I have encountered a few phys-co bitches so now NO ONE gets my private info. No address. No phone number. Sorry but it has to be that way at least for a bit. Parkin' outside my house honkin' your fuckin' car horn at 3:30 AM 'cause I didn't call you is drama that ain't happening again.
Anyway, Hey I figured out I could be a doctor. No I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. I saw my doctor the other day and he said, "stop smoking and lose weight". I said, "pick one". That's all they ever say. All I need are people to come in and give me $150 then I tell 'em "Stop Smoking and lose weight" NEXT!. Now, I ain't fat. I just don't meet my BMI. Here's three more letters WTF? 5'10'' and 160 lbs? I would look like crap. I know. My brother just got here yesterday and he has lost the weight. I didn't even recognize him. My own fuckin' brother. Well, I work out with weights. I ain't losing as much as movin' it around and givin' some muscle tone. Not just saggy flesh. Oh by the by some diet advice. My doctor informs me that when he said to include more fruit and dairy in my diet he did not mean peach cobbler and ice cream. Well I gotta go entertain my kin folks. Man they would freak. Would Y'all like to hear some more mostly true stories? 'Cause I do have some strange ones.

A fat feller and and his skinny friend were in the shower after their workout. The skinny feller said "my god you are disgusting, you can't even see your dick, you should diet."
The fat feller said "really, what color is it now."

next time


rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
3/16/2006 10:06 am

LMAO, great end joke.
Hey Dr. Atkins was way good to me. 30 lbs over one year, gone now for 3 years and this is after 30 plus years of being a fat girl. Yo yo dieting, could never stomach bulimia or anorexia, I just took too much of everything.
I'm of the opinion, find a diet you can live with, it's the only way it works.
Oh, I've had that same conversation with my doctor too. She picked one - Smoking. I lost weight instead.


rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
3/16/2006 4:20 pm

BTW.... Heyyyyyyyyyy...
I'll bet there are other people out there that like to fuck besides me...lmao


bipolybabe 55F

3/17/2006 3:19 pm

Not human? Hah!

I meet 'im. I kiss 'im. He kisses well. I get wet. I wanna fuck 'im. That's human, right?

But, I'm a thinking bipolybabe, and the thinking keeps me from fucking 'im every time. Read my latest blurb on fabulous Agent XXL who wants adventurous monogamy. I'll probably cave, because where else could I find 9.5 x 5.5 who knows how to use it, but, damn dude, why close the doors?


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