The Perks of Getting Older  

Greekgirl4u06 39F
1676 posts
8/15/2006 10:15 am

Last Read:
9/3/2006 5:39 pm

The Perks of Getting Older


FROM A JOKE WEBSITE


1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

3. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, " Did I wake you ???? "

5. You can eat dinner at 4 PM ? and get the Earlybird.

6. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

9. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

10. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

11. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

12. You can't remember who sent you this list...

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
8/15/2006 11:31 am

Funny....very funny! But just a little close to home! lol Come back in 20 years and tell me how many of these apply to you!


Greekgirl4u06 replies on 8/15/2006 12:48 pm:
hell girl, most apply to me now, so im screwed! lol

multitasksextoy 58M  
3511 posts
8/15/2006 5:35 pm

Tis true,tis true.But not all of them yet!!!


Greekgirl4u06 replies on 8/17/2006 2:48 pm:
heck, a few apply to me already lol

BRONZEHALO 46M

8/15/2006 10:29 pm

Been into the "Reader's Digests" again ain't ya. lol Very cute dear. My Grandfather's best friend(at 82 yrs old) when asked how he would prefer to die replied " at the hands of a jealous husband" lol I really miss that old man.(all 5'2",125 pounds of him) Any time you feel age creeping up on you, just take a pic beside me. Make you look like a teenager again.(like you don't anyway) Still not too sure about this 28 business. Can I see some I.D.??? lol
Love
Tom

Bronzehalo 2007


Greekgirl4u06 replies on 8/17/2006 2:49 pm:
my already creaking bones is enough age identification, lol

Harpocrates7 42M

8/16/2006 4:54 am

13. Grey and white are your colors of choice.
14. Your boobs and stomach can finally lean on each other for support.
15. If something is stolen from a store, no one suspects you--so steal lots of shit.
16. All cloths have elastic.
17. The chances you will likely die during sex are greatly increased (men's fantasy).


Greekgirl4u06 replies on 8/17/2006 2:51 pm:
LMAO, oh no! i dread the day my boobies and tummy do that! WAAAAAAAHHHH!

Harpocrates7 42M

8/16/2006 4:54 am

13. Grey and white are your colors of choice.
14. Your boobs and stomach can finally lean on each other fro support.
15. If something is stolen from a store, no one suspects you--so steal lots of shit.
16. All cloths have elastic.
17. The chances you will likely die during sex are greatly increased (men's fantasy).


rm_hiboyyyyy 48M
31 posts
8/16/2006 3:33 pm

my joints now tell the weather better then anyone i know, when my hands hurt its going to be below 30 degrees. and i my knees hurt its going to rain, i should work for the local news around here.


Greekgirl4u06 replies on 8/17/2006 2:52 pm:
owie! hope you dont live anywhere where it rains all the time then.

NickRules999 39M
9462 posts
8/16/2006 5:50 pm

I like that one. That was good.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


Greekgirl4u06 replies on 8/17/2006 2:53 pm:
well, thank ya

leegs55 54M

8/16/2006 7:04 pm

LOL..great post!!!


Greekgirl4u06 replies on 8/17/2006 2:54 pm:
and thank you too

cougarprey4play 40M

8/16/2006 8:03 pm

10. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

I'm 30 but this can apply to me at times.

I did like the 12th one though the best!


Greekgirl4u06 replies on 8/17/2006 2:54 pm:
lol, yeah thats one that already applies to me....im so forgetful now its unreal.........

Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
8/16/2006 9:50 pm



Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!


MarcoPolo197676 39M
541 posts
8/16/2006 11:15 pm

LOL, yah Im really looking forward to that. Good thing I have some time to prepare.


Greekgirl4u06 replies on 8/17/2006 2:57 pm:
me too actually lol......at least then i know the end of dealing with everyday BS is almost near for me......

Harpocrates7 42M

8/17/2006 11:14 am

Greek--I have something for you, but I haven't been able to send e-mails. If you e-mail me, I'll send it to you. Adios!


Greekgirl4u06 replies on 8/17/2006 2:58 pm:
uh oh, hope this aint one of those trick things....hmmmmm

Harpocrates7 42M

8/18/2006 5:48 am

No trick, I promise--just a poem I think you'd like.


leegs55 54M

8/18/2006 11:55 pm

yes..i cam remember a hot body who posted this list..u!!


Greekgirl4u06 replies on 8/19/2006 8:50 am:
awww, well thank you sweetie

rm_BigGreek009 34M
24 posts
8/19/2006 7:38 am

ahaha


steamyandsexybi 43F
2784 posts
8/19/2006 7:43 am

There is NO WAY I can live without Sex! Lol....I dont even wanna try!

PS~ You have some *HOT*~ Sizzlin' pics, woman! Very sexy!


Greekgirl4u06 replies on 8/19/2006 8:51 am:
thanks girlfriend!

Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
8/19/2006 1:46 pm

Sexy pics??

A NETWORK??

Duuuurrrwhaaaaat??

Scooby style surprise again

You mean like you're uhh...popular.... or something?

no way no how.... 'cuz YOU didn't invite ME that's why!! LOL

You should send me an invite to your lil'network so you can catch up and be COOL like yours truly ASSap!!

what?? you don't KNOW what ASSap means?

tisk tisk tisk

As Soon and Sexy as possible

Thought almost EVERYBODY knew that... poor poor thing LOL



Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!


Greekgirl4u06 replies on 8/20/2006 8:12 am:
just shut-up and check your mail

asexymodel 33F

8/20/2006 4:10 pm

you are the most cute woman of AdultFriendFinder
congratulation and you can mailed me when you want, I kiss you the best woman!


GoodgirlBad22 51F  
1 post
8/21/2006 10:46 am

hmm shame we were just in myrtle beach , he is good for 6 or 7 and i do love to play all day , and by they way who am i emailing again ..lolol... a mind is a terrible thing to loose
kisses from
ellese
aka. goodgirlbad


Greekgirl4u06 replies on 8/21/2006 2:50 pm:
LMAO...good one!

rm_andybiker600 56M
57 posts
9/1/2006 7:35 am

*looks for walking frame..struggles out of chair, is that the floor boards creeking or my knees? shuffles across room, fuck it. . .too far! sits back down.*
The joys of getting old, now where did I put my glasses?

Should it be a case of die young and have a good looking corpse, or spend a fortune on plastic surgery?

Thats something you certainly don't need, I wish I lived in CA instead of the cold and rainy UK, then at least I'd be that much closer to paradise.


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