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7/17/2006 11:53 pm

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Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters

Instead of "Friends of the bride or friends of the groom?" ushers ask "Ford Or Chevy?"

Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops
Groomsmen: Travis Tritt T-Shirts

Phrase "I Do" replaced by "I Heard That"

Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" performed by Pinkard & Bowden

When the minister asks "Who giveth this woman to be married"... some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"

Reception conversation includes the phrase, "So what have you been doing since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?"

Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and Nacho Cheese Doritos

Plans for the honeymoon evening include tickets to the monster truck rally

Sign in front of the church: No Shirt... No Shoes... No Problem!

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