more stolen jokes from outlaw  

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6/25/2006 3:36 am

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6/25/2006 3:37 am

more stolen jokes from outlaw

Why do guys like sluts dressed in leather?
Because the smell reminds them of a new truck.


Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go
home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get
to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take
my shoes off before I go into the house, sneak up the stairs and get
undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed, and my wife still wakes up and yells
at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and
say, 'You as horny as I am?'... and she always acts like she's sound asleep!"

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