The Results Are In: Married Men Screw Harder  

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9/4/2005 7:46 pm

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The Results Are In: Married Men Screw Harder


Green Bay, WI (AP) - As reported earlier by the Association Press, it is now a scientific fact that married men can and typically do Screw their girlfriends harder, longer and simply better than their girlfriend's/mistresses' significant other.

Dr. Vilhelm Shrankie of the Netherland Institute for the Study of Sex and Stuff now officially states in front of professional collegues and swinger friends: "Yah! Das married men bones der partners with much more vigor and stamina than they do with der own spouses."

Results from a two year study of the personal sex-life of "Goodpuppy74" shows conclusively that a married and sexually deprived man, will definitely "Screw the hell" <sic> out of his partner.

Three female test subjects (two married and one single, but just as horny as a married woman) who have already volunteered for additional testing later in the month stated that their orgasms were up to 72.4% stronger and almost 60% longer-lasting than orgasms with either their boyfriend, their husband or even a one night stand stemming from a night of heavy drinking. This includes a margin of error of +/- 5%.

Already, the food, drug, penis and vagina administration has published a warning on their website (www.fdpv.gov) that states that this sexual case study needs further analysis and should be used only as a guideline, not a lifestyle.

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