Dangers of alcohol?  

Goodlovinguy0 42M
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5/29/2006 2:28 pm

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5/29/2006 2:29 pm

Dangers of alcohol?

I want you to consider this for a minute : There's no alcohol left! That's right, there's a major strike, or some pandemic catastrophy which shuts down the brewing industry & supplies have totally run out!

How do you get a shag then if you're single?

What do you do with all the extra money? (You could spend it on Peyote, San Pedro or Mushrooms maybe if you fancy being a cosmonaut for a day!)

How do you stop from shaking all day & what excuse do you make to work colleagues? "Oh yeah I suffer from Parkinson's disease!"

But then it's ok, cos you wake up as your mobile alarm goes off & it's all been a bad dream & you wake up feeling very horny & very,very thirsty!!!

**Photo - This happens every time He's been to darts night & had too many!!*


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