Goldenhairgodess 63F
471 posts
1/31/2006 7:55 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


Why, Why, Why?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you!

timberwolf6972 44M

1/31/2006 11:47 am

Hi Godess, I've got one more for you. Why do you park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

rm_Gentle12553 67M
1378 posts
1/31/2006 12:10 pm

Why are men always in control of the "clicker?"

Why do women insist on going shopping right when the Credit Card bill is due?

Why do men turn down the A/C and the get under a warm blanket to sleep?

Anthonyblue 63M

1/31/2006 1:29 pm

This post is very funny.

I particularly liked the part. " If we evolved from Apes, then why are their still Apes" That's a very good question.

The other one I found very very amusing was 1 in 4 people are mentally ill and if you have 3 friends that are OK then it must be you. That was hilarious.

I will return.

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
1/31/2006 3:26 pm

Now I am thinking and my head hurts

Why do men wear colored socks to bed? LOL

Purry {=}


CamCumWithMe 59M

1/31/2006 3:37 pm

Well... if we knew the answers, there wouldn't be so many questions! This was absolutely wonderful! Thanks for posting my daily pick-me-up!

photon46 69M  
251 posts
1/31/2006 5:33 pm

Have you ever asked a Japanese speaker to say "Corolla"? Or "Lexus"

keithcancook 60M
17788 posts
1/31/2006 8:41 pm

Why? I dunno.

LMAO Goldmember! Good ones!

Goldenhairgodess 63F
396 posts
2/1/2006 4:39 am

Well, I am glad I posted this then-since you have added some great stuff here! Feel free to add whatever you want.

keithcancook 60M
17788 posts
2/1/2006 7:42 pm


There are those among us who ask why. But I, I ask what for?

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