The pharmacist.  

Goldenhairgodess 63F
471 posts
6/11/2006 8:25 pm

Last Read:
6/23/2006 1:24 pm

The pharmacist.

A guy was asked by his girlfriend to come over to
have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

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That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

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The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

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A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

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10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

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The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.


ShyWhisper2006 53F
15175 posts
6/22/2006 9:17 am

*giggles* ...This is so cute


Goldenhairgodess 63F
396 posts
6/23/2006 1:24 pm

Hi Shy;
Thanks for stopping by-I thought is was funny too. Guess you and I are the only ones who do. Maybe for the guys the thought of that situation is just too scary. lol That's ok.


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