The Wild-Wild West  

Goldenhairgodess 63F
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5/25/2006 8:33 am

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5/28/2006 4:24 am

The Wild-Wild West

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy

fun4sher 68F

5/25/2006 9:46 am

Movies aside, I just cannot imagine a gay cowboy, I think all the other REAL MEN cowboys would "tar and feather him" Hmmmmmm,..I see where the phrases can have a double meaning,...How about "ride him out of town on a rail?,...Noooo that aint good either.....How about "hang'em from the cottonwood tree,...noo, then he'd be hung........SHIT!! How about ''"SHOOT his ASS...DAmn, nothing works
NOT believable, no way,

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