Onions and Christmas Trees  

Goldenhairgodess 63F
471 posts
10/2/2005 6:51 am

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Onions and Christmas Trees


Onions and Christmas Trees

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks
his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,
there's three kinds of breasts. In her
twenties, a women's breasts are like melons,
round and firm. In her thirties to forties,
they are like pears, still nice but hanging a
bit. After fifty, they are like onions."


"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the
daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of
'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
"Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree,
mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties,
It is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his
fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are
for decoration only."

MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
10/2/2005 11:32 am

ROTFLMAO!!!!! that is too funny!!!

live more, laugh often, love much

madkitten 53F
291 posts
10/2/2005 1:24 pm

LOL, thats a good one.

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