On Aging.  

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1/18/2006 5:39 am

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On Aging.

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that
they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down
to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man
gets up from his chair. His wife asks, "Where are you going?" "To the
kitchen" he replies. "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" "Sure."
"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she
asks. "No, I can remember it." "Well, I'd like some strawberries on
top, too. You'd better write it down because you know you'll forget it."
He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries."
! "I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd
better write it down!" she retorts.
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it!
Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it,
for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen. After about 20
minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate
of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment and says -
"Where's my toast?

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"Nope!" "This woman, is she good looking?" "Not really." "Is she a
good cook?" "Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?" "Nope! Poor as a church mouse." "Well
then, is she good in bed?" "I don't know."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?" "Because she can still
drive!"

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Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

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me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
>"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "Twelve thirty."

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replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. 'Get a hot mamma and be
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