Not my story-but worth repeating! LOL  

Goldenhairgodess 63F
471 posts
9/10/2005 11:36 am

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Not my story-but worth repeating! LOL


There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard.. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
9/10/2005 7:31 pm

that is too funny!!!

live more, laugh often, love much


Goldenhairgodess 63F
396 posts
9/11/2005 6:07 pm

Hi Sunshine;
In my profile for a wished for power I said "to be invisible"-but on that occation I would have loved to read that gynecologist mind when
he saw "that" all sparkely! And his comment was so appropriate!


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