MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!!!  

Goldenhairgodess 63F
471 posts
7/8/2006 7:02 am

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7/21/2006 8:38 pm

MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!!!

Girltalk ~ ~ ~ Guytalk ~ ~ ~Alltalk


MY CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008

Here we are already discussing the future President of the United States in the Year 2008. Well, I have my own candidate and I'm sure that once you know who I'm for, you will also agree.

For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the best solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President. My choice, and I hope yours as well, is a very special Lady that has all the answers to our problems.

PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment....




Very eloquently put............don't you think?



Maxine on "Driver Safety" ... "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......


Maxine on "Life" ... "Life is like an oven. It burns my a**!"


Maxine on "Housework" ... "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."


Maxine on "Lawn Care" ... "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."


Maxine on "The Perfect Man" ... "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."


Maxine on "Technology Revolution" ... "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."


Maxine on "Aging" ... "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."

"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate."

"My thoughts exactly"

Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.

If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.

The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same ! size bucket.

To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos?

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia.

Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere, you may be dead.

If you don't forward this to ten of your friends within the next five minutes, your belly button will fall off.

Really... it's true! Have I ever lied to you?

So don't forget, November 2008: VOTE FOR MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

There's no one better for the job.

MAXINE HAS MY VOTE!


rm_shaveclean2 56M/42F
691 posts
7/8/2006 8:42 am

She Has My Vote too.....Great Post as Always, Goldie!!!

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manlovesfun99 61M
23 posts
7/8/2006 8:50 am

got my vote miss president..... (WARNING)... BE CAREFUL OF THOSE HANGING CHADS i will honor you by voting in the nude


manlovesfun99 61M
23 posts
7/8/2006 9:04 am

and i would love to be your choice for vice president...the idea of being underneith you, puts a smile on my face


PoemsFoetiFakir 65M
17 posts
7/8/2006 9:23 am

Thanks for sharing. Where do I find more of Maxine's thoughts?


sexyariesgirl 57F

7/8/2006 9:42 am

Yep....Maxine definitely has my vote too!

Power To FOK


SirMounts 102M

7/9/2006 1:23 pm

LOL golden!
Yes, I for one pledge to vote early and often for her! *winking* lol


SirMounts 102M

7/9/2006 1:27 pm

LOL golden!
Yes, I for one pledge to vote early and vote often for her! *winking* lol


SirMounts 102M

7/9/2006 1:29 pm

LOL golden!
Yes, I for one pledge to vote both early, and often for her! *winking* lol


ShyWhisper2006 53F
15175 posts
7/11/2006 5:52 am

*giggles* ...wonderful post Golden...*smiles*


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