LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE  

Goldenhairgodess 63F
471 posts
2/20/2006 9:08 am

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LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE

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LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE



Law of Mechanical Repair: As soon as your hands are coated with

grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.



Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least

accessible corner.



Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly

proportional to the stupidity of your act



Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a

busy signal.



Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because

you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.



Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you

were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.



Bath ! Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone

will ring.



Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know

increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.



Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine

won't work, it will.



Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely

proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from

the aisle arrive last.



Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your

boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.



Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker

room, they will have adjacent lockers.



Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly

sandwich landing face d! own on a floor covering are directly

correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.



Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.



Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what

you are talking about.



Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.



Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.



Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like,

they will stop making it.



You never learn to swear until you learn to Fish



rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
2/20/2006 10:40 am

I like the last one!

Purry {=}

Purry


Goldenhairgodess 63F
396 posts
2/21/2006 10:23 am

I can relate to this one:
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
It is simalar to one I aways liked:
It is better to keep your mouth closed and have people wonder if you are ignorante then to open your mouth and prove it beyond any doubt.


LadySunrise 33F  
2432 posts
3/11/2006 4:34 pm

ohh this is good!!!

live more, laugh often, love much


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