Fun in the winter,  

Goldenhairgodess 63F
471 posts
11/3/2005 9:45 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Fun in the winter,

Tonight Show

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when
you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or
not!!!

We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells you how
tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight Show" with
Jay Leno.

Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a
woman ever had.
The winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...
and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City,
Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and
truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful
until they were headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an
hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere!

Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point
where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road,
or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let
her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood
on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman
and refrained from peeking.

All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon
became aware of another sensation.

As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
flesh from the icy metal.

It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new
problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of
the humor of the moment, she
answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply
that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!"

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.

She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a
real problem Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
cheeks
from the grip of the icy metal!

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place,
both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as
she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants
and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands
down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." ..And you thought your
first date was embarrassing.

Jay Leno's comment "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.


sleeplessknight1 68M

11/4/2005 2:41 am

Wish I had seen the program....
Jay Leno is so funny.... I started watching his show in the
States and now I am a fan....
Did yu hear what he said about the visit of Charles and Camilla...

But I digress..... thankyou for sharing....


Goldenhairgodess 63F
396 posts
11/9/2005 9:57 pm

    Quoting sleeplessknight1:
    Wish I had seen the program....
    Jay Leno is so funny.... I started watching his show in the
    States and now I am a fan....
    Did yu hear what he said about the visit of Charles and Camilla...

    But I digress..... thankyou for sharing....
Was it that no one even noticed them. Thats because same sex couples are so common in America!


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