Comments by patients during Colonoscopies  

Goldenhairgodess 63F
471 posts
8/29/2005 2:10 pm

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Comments by patients during Colonoscopies

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite
humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments
made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here?"


daMac9 33M

8/29/2005 3:20 pm

these I found funny and something I might say

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

And the best one of all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here?"


wanakissuallover 57M
411 posts
8/30/2005 3:20 pm

To funny, i had to send this one to my friends and teachers at school.
xoDxo


Goldenhairgodess 63F
396 posts
8/31/2005 8:29 pm

Thanks guys;
I think a good ending line might be "Was it good for you?"


MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
9/2/2005 1:38 pm

those are too funny!!!

live more, laugh often, love much


Goldenhairgodess 63F
396 posts
9/3/2005 5:14 pm

Thanks Sunrisegirl;
I got them from my neice who is soon to be an R.N.


redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
9/9/2005 2:43 pm

I am scheduled for my first at the end of the month having crossed into the latter fifty. Perhaps I can take this list along with me to help me get me thru it. Thanks again for the humor.


Goldenhairgodess 63F
396 posts
9/10/2005 2:00 pm

My Heart felt sympathy Red;
As for me-I am at the recommended age-but they will have to catch me first! LOL


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