Goldenhairgodess 63F
471 posts
5/5/2006 5:25 pm

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5/9/2006 6:52 am


My Colonoscopy

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and theblood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge

If you don't send this to at least 8 people....
who gives a Shit

LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
5/5/2006 6:27 pm

i wont send these things to 8 people .. even if threatened that my tits will fall off unless i do.

saw this one from an 82 yr old friend with parkinsons ..... it is so damned "tecknically" true


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