3 things to ponder  

Goldenhairgodess 63F
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5/18/2006 8:06 am

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5/29/2006 2:36 pm

3 things to ponder

3 things to ponder
1- Zero Gravity -- When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil . Your taxes are due again -- enjoy paying them.

2 - Our Constitution -- They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore anyway.

3 - Ten Commandments -- The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.

SirMounts 102M

5/29/2006 12:52 am

It just gets better as you read it! *winking* lol

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