The Phallus  

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6/19/2006 8:05 am

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6/19/2006 9:56 am

The Phallus

People often ask me, "Bob, why did ancient cultures worship the phallus?"

My reply is, "My name is not Bob."

"But you are wearing a 'Hello my name is Bob' sticker."

Then I run.

But to put it quite simply, they revered the weiner because they could not invent a donut. They had to worship something until I was born, so they picked the nearest thing at hand.

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