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People often ask me, "Bob, why did ancient cultures worship the phallus?"
My reply is, "My name is not Bob."
"But you are wearing a 'Hello my name is Bob' sticker."
Then I run.
But to put it quite simply, they revered the weiner because they could not invent a donut. They had to worship something until I was born, so they picked the nearest thing at hand.