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Some people just shouldn't ever be naked. I'm one of them, so it's ok for me to talk about it.
Let's face it, not all naked is pleasant to behold. In fact I'd wager that at least 95% of all naked is naked that should be considered as "hey, stop being naked" naked. It's one thing when it's live and in person and in a dark room and you've had a few drinks and you feel as though you'll never get any naked ever again... but as far as being naked in the light of day, walking down the street with a straw hat on while eating a jelly donut...
Whoa. Almost gave too many details on that one.