What do we use?  

Georgie007777 67M
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6/12/2006 8:25 am

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What do we use?

Hi All,

Following on from my last post I was wondering which "non-standard" artifacts we use, men and women, to assist in masturbation...

We know that there are zillions of different vibrators, dildoes and other toys designed for inserting into pussies and bottoms - but what for us men?

For ladies, caught without a toy and in need of something 'handy' - there are all manner of toiletries that seem to be sold in cleverly designed cock-shaped and pussy-filling cans and bottles.

And then there are hair brush handles and bananas...

But what for we men?

I once bought an "artificial pussy" at a sex shop in Soho, London and never orgasmed with it coz it was ugly, noisy and didn't feel at all right!

I've experimented with a tube of soapy bubblewrap with the bubbles facing inwards - starts to feel crinklier like the ridges in a pussy and even a 1.5" diameter ridged pool cleaner hose!

So cum on everyone - share what you use - however unusual - blogland is safe!

Sir Georgie - wondering about sexual apparatus!



QueenOfSwords 34F

6/12/2006 9:21 pm

Im still laughing at the thought of a man trying to do it to bubblewrap


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
6/13/2006 7:41 pm

Wow Sir Georgie...
I think the biggest assist there is for men is...
That Amazing Gift attached to the end of their arms!!!


Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


smoothnjuicy4u 50F

6/13/2006 8:09 pm

Why not try a warm apple pie like in that movie, but seriously I got my hubby a newwave style pocket pussy, it was made of that new cyberskin had lips for the opening and had ridges inside it and when oiled he said was quit enjoyable though I only used it a foreplay. Thanks for visiting my blog yesterday.


Georgie007777 67M
419 posts
6/16/2006 10:10 am

HI DDD,
Mmmmmmm

Am purple at the moment

Luv ya xxx

Sir Georgie - not always the perfect gentleman - tee hee


Georgie007777 67M
419 posts
6/16/2006 10:12 am

    Quoting QueenOfSwords:
    Im still laughing at the thought of a man trying to do it to bubblewrap
Dear Queen of Swords,

As a Knight so bold with a Sword so long

I need to do wahtever I can.. Bubbles or not - fess up - what do you do?

kissy kissy

Sir Georgie


Georgie007777 67M
419 posts
6/16/2006 3:03 pm

    Quoting rm_goddess1946:
    Wow Sir Georgie...
    I think the biggest assist there is for men is...
    That Amazing Gift attached to the end of their arms!!!
Hi Goddess,

Your Hand would be better!

Sir G xx


Georgie007777 67M
419 posts
6/16/2006 3:04 pm

    Quoting smoothnjuicy4u:
    Why not try a warm apple pie like in that movie, but seriously I got my hubby a newwave style pocket pussy, it was made of that new cyberskin had lips for the opening and had ridges inside it and when oiled he said was quit enjoyable though I only used it a foreplay. Thanks for visiting my blog yesterday.
Hi Smoothie,

Have you got the make of it?

Sir Georgie - in need of a scabbard for his sword xx


shar1 55F
606 posts
6/17/2006 1:50 am

You have me thinking now..!!! will have to ask a few men about their habits. The bubble wrap..hmmmm ..


Georgie007777 67M
419 posts
6/17/2006 5:30 am

Hi Shar,

Well the bubblewrap thing is kind a cool - it separates your hand from direct contact with your cock and with your eyes closed feels like "someone else" is pleasuring you.

Smiling Sir Georgie


Georgie007777 67M
419 posts
6/18/2006 1:07 pm

    Quoting rm_heavenly_:
    cant beat a man...but sometimes.... needs must..
Dear Heavenly - with a cleavage to overthrow nations - *smile*

But when "needs must" - what is your favourite plaything?

Do tell...

Sir Georgie - intrigued xx


Georgie007777 67M
419 posts
6/18/2006 3:07 pm

    Quoting rm_heavenly_:
    well in the bath I have been known to reach for the shower gel bottle.... blush....
Ooohhhhhhh!
*blushing back*

....and what does one do with the shower gel bottle? - Do tell...

Sir Georgie - getting hot under the collar xx


Georgie007777 67M
419 posts
6/18/2006 11:52 pm

    Quoting rm_heavenly_:
    ~blushing....slips the hard cool bottle between my legs under the hot bubbly water.....xx
Dear Heavenly,

And when you have slipped that hard cool bottle between those tender smooth thighs - and the hot bubbly water hides the movement of your hands... and you lay back ... and you close your eyes.........

....what next, dear Maid? What next?...

Sir Georgie - a *blushing* Knight - for being so bold as if he were in the Lady's chamber....


Georgie007777 67M
419 posts
6/19/2006 10:53 pm

    Quoting rm_heavenly_:
    Next I close my eyes and slowly... very slowly... run the top of the cold bottle along my hot lips under the water and parten my bud just a little teasing my entrance...~blushes~
Oooh Heavenly, that sounds so heavenly...

And how does the lady's secret bud feel when that hard object touches it. Does it feel like a hard engorged, purple cock teasing at your entrance or? ..... Do tell........

Sir Georgie - very interested at how Milady pleasures herself in the privacy and solitude of her bathchamber........


Georgie007777 67M
419 posts
6/20/2006 3:21 pm

    Quoting rm_heavenly_:
    When rubbed gently over my sweet hot wet bud... I slip further down to parten my soft succulent petals and let the coolness of the bottle flush in contrast with the heat of my opening bloom....
Dear Heavenly,

This Knight, Sir Georgie, wouldst view the intimate parten of the petals most soft for he is not only versed in Sun Tzu's Art of War but also in the Gentle Art of Floral Arrangement. Wherein the juxtaposition of bud and petal makes for a most pleasing sight. Especially when honeydew shows its sparkle upon the configuration.

Sir Georgie - enjoying this private discourse most greatly and now wishing for the lady to explain what next happens with the Bottle, Petal and Bud...

xxx


Georgie007777 67M
419 posts
6/21/2006 9:27 am

    Quoting rm_heavenly_:
    The Petals of the bud open gently with the hard intrusion of the bottle top...opening the petals and invading the sweet nectar that trickles between the softness over the hard bottle...as its pushed a little deeper and the petals open wider...the hot water of the bath seeping inside through the opening either side of the bottle as my bud opens wider... letting out a gasp...and moaning softly....~blushes~
Dear Heavenly Maid,

This Knight feels privileged to have Milady's feelings and intimate details of her toilette revealed so.

He blushes too, for, not wishing to pry, feels nonetheless drawn to the imagery the Lady shares of her petals, bud and exquisite nectar.

He wouldst hear more of the "Journey of the Bottle" as the Heavenly Lady explores herself further in her quest for orgasm and release.

Do share.. What next?

Sir Georgie - feeling his member respond, stiffen and rise at the thoughts in his head.. xxx


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