EXTRATERRESTRIALUST  

Georgeroticlub 48M
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8/2/2005 2:19 am

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12/13/2007 9:13 am

EXTRATERRESTRIALUST


I WAS IN MY JACUZZI TRYING TO RELAX AFTER A HARD DAY OF FISHING AND SAILING...I WAS LISTENING TO THREE GUYS HAVING AN ARGUMENT ABOUT U.F.Os, AND ALIEN ABDUCTIONS...AND IT WAS CLEAR THEY WERE BELIEVERS...IT WAS MORE LIKE AN EXCHANGE OF INFORMATION AND FANCY THEORIES...ONE OF THE GUYS NOTICED I WAS NODDING SO HE TURNED AND ASKED ME WHAT I THINK OF U.F.Os...
I SAID: OK WHY NOT!! SURE I BELIEVE IN U.F.Os. THEY ARE PROBABLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE EXISTENCE OF INTELLIGENT APES ON THIS PLANET...You see I WAS IN THE NAVY...I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE WITHOUT WOMEN FOR MONTHS... IF I WAS ALSO TRAVELING MILLIONS OF MEGAMILES ACROSS THE UNIVERSE FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG, I WOULDN'T CARE IF ITS PLANET OF THE APES I STILL WOULD LAND AND COPULATE WITH A FEW sexy APES...MEABY EVEN TAKE A FEW ABOARD THE SHIP FOR SEXUAL EMERGENCIES...BUT I DONT FEEL BAD IF SOME OF US BECOME INTER-GALACTIC SEXUAL SLAVES. THE WAY I SEE IT IS NOT A BAD DEAL IF THEY HELPED US TAKE AN EVOLUTIONARY LEAP OF INTELLIGENCE. SOME INTERGALACTIC SEXUAL ABUSE IS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY IN EXCHANGE FOR THE BRAINS WE NOW ENJOY SO MUCH. UNFORTUNELY,I THINK THE FREAKING ALIENS ARE STILL ABDUCTING PEOPLE; AND WE CAN'T DO MUCH ABOUT IT...I FEEL BAD FOR THE VICTIMS OF EXTRATERRESTRIALUST.THEY ALL FEEL BY SOME KIND OF BIZARRE GALACTIC SADO-MASOCHISTIC EXPERIMENTATION/EXPLORATION OF THEIR BODIES...ITS ALL VERY FISHY TO ME HOW THEY TRY TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEY ARE JUST CURIOUS SCIENTIST...WHO KNOWS! THESE UGLY-LOOKING ALIENS MIGHT JUST BE KINKY FREAKING HORNY BASTARDS.
I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT IF YOU GUYS PAY ATTENTION TO THE TESTIMONIES OF THE TAKEN; IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE THE KIND OF STUFF YOU SEE AT YOUR LOCAL FREAKING S&M CLUB BUT ON STEROIDS. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT I BET MARQUEZ DE SADE WAS AN ALIEN...

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