Cumcumber or Squash?  

rm_GenuineTaste 51F
278 posts
7/3/2005 5:08 pm

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Cumcumber or Squash?

While walking through the produce department this afternoon. I began debating in my mind which vegtable I wanted to explore with. The Cumcumber or Squash. I'll tell you that the cucumber brought back memories of years gone by. Before I ever visisted a Novelty Store and purchased my first dildo. I use to sometimes get the monkey off my back with a cucumber. At times I would go to the produce department, for the specific purpose of finding the right size cumcumber. While looking at the Cumcumber and Squash side by side. I thought of using both vegtables. One in one hole and one in the other.
You want to take a guess, at which one helped curbed my appetite for some real Dick? I used one of the vegtables inside my hot twat, that was hot from the help of my old faithful body massager, which I was using to stimulate my clit, while I had my pleasure with the (---) inside my Twat that was oozing my sweet nectar.

Come on give it a shot.

Live&Let Live...Live&Learn

ScopionLoco4U 47M
18 posts
12/24/2005 6:53 pm

Why use either one of those vegtables. Real beef is where the power is at. 100% grade A meat ready for your sampling. Just give me the chance. Oh! baby you really excite me. Never thought I'd be jealous of a vegtable. I'd be the squash if I could. That way with the curve I'd beable to reach your magic spot.

rm_paulus247 39M
301 posts
9/8/2005 4:33 pm

what does the "sweet nectar" taste like? Is it like honey? Can you send me some in a little jar- i've got a sweet tooth, i would like to put it on some toast for my supper mhhhmmmmmmmmmm. By the way, i think you used the big cucumber, but more importantly what did you do with it afterwards? And another thing, a lady on a kinky late night T.V. programme said she used to put her big cucumbers in the microwave to soften them up first. i think you should try this- but don't forget to send me that nectar!

rm_plezurtoeatu 61M
22 posts
8/23/2005 8:08 am

I guess the cucumber in the kitchen with colonel mustard.

Cumcumber Delivery Service

sexypoohbear4u 64M
19 posts
7/31/2005 9:29 pm

well you could have used either one in either hole......but my guess is you used the squash in your twat for obvious reasons...and the cucumber in the ass for that completely full sensation......what day next week did you say you were free for lunch and a light

hunter69777 64M

7/31/2005 8:27 pm

I like a girl that eats meat!

rm_pradeep4 38M
31 posts
7/20/2005 11:28 am

good job that u tried tham both... here as an idea for u...have u ever tried the eggplants...the long and curvy ones..they may give lots of pleasure as well...

TheEaterYum 63M
68 posts
7/12/2005 9:55 am

The thought of your juicy wey pussy seeping with exciement from the the veggie has made me really want some of your sweet, hot and tasty dip.....feed me!!!

FaredUloidSpina 37M
1 post
7/11/2005 3:33 am

I liked the part that said "... oozing my sweet nectar"

rm_topcat0069 68M
4 posts
7/8/2005 2:17 pm

You certainly give vegetarianism new meaning.

chowbox2004 43M
210 posts
7/8/2005 8:30 am

HHmmmm, The squash appears to have a gentle curve to it, that would tickle the G-Spot, and the cucumber is straight and smooth, excellent for nice deep anal. Now that still leaves one hole available...Put it all together and you have a fresh house salad, with a thick meaty appetizer! LOL
Shal we say a light lunch next week?!

(Juan S)
2642 posts
7/8/2005 12:43 am

JayR- Hilarious. LOL.

GT- I think it was the cucumber, even though the squash may have been turned to hit that special spot.

ColumbiaSCman69 37M

7/5/2005 2:58 pm

not as big as those bad, but your welcome to take a ride on me

rm_milfman93 55M
4 posts
7/5/2005 5:51 am

Well i often shop and while in the produce I wonder if a women realy play with the cucumbers and squash and think hum why play with them when I am all but willing to satisfy there needs you get a hard on thinking aout it and say oh what a wasted hard, some woman is in need and no where to be found.

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/3/2005 7:07 pm

Note to self- do not eat the salad @ GT's house

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