"News Just In" - aka: Why It's Always Worth Respecting Your Partner  

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11/28/2005 3:01 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

"News Just In" - aka: Why It's Always Worth Respecting Your Partner


"I woke up in extreme pain and felt like my groin area was on fire and I had a severe headache." (KDKA TV, US)

Ken Slabby tells a US court of the moment he realised his vengeful ex-girlfriend Gayle O'Toole had super glued his penis to his chest, and the cheeks of his buttocks together before painting side burns and polka dots on his head with nail varnish.

On the other hand, if s/he's really deserving of it, you can always treat your sub to my current fave website: by-accident docom. The intro blurb goes:
'Welcome to By Accident, a new concept that gives you the chance to receive the attention you deserve. We deliver customized accidents such as , assault and past traumatic experiences. All personally tailored to suit your special needs. When you start changing your past and creating a more unique and interesting life story you should assume the accident has already happened . . .'

Don't say I don't look after you... *weg*

c/o Skrufff docom.

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