Patterns  

Gentleman6986 44M
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8/3/2005 10:01 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Patterns

Good evening my lovlies, finest in the cyber land and a bite on your arses. Sensi Hamster, the blog of thee, is a question and answer session provided for the stimulation, both mental and physical (I would like you to touch yourself whilst reading and tell me did it make the words any better - all helps in the great push of things)

I will pose an endless eternal question, or a cheap and nasty one and then using my cunnilinguilator I will contact Sensi Hamster - my wise alter ego to answer it with his wisdom.

This silly game allows me to find sanity, connect with your spiritual bosums and cocks and hopefully allow us to begin a long and industrious trek towards the kingdom of sexual unification - where the high priest Dan Brown will give us lessons in the great feminine whilst playing with his todger.

So, my one question and answer today - because apparently according to enshrined wisdom that I read on the back of a dragonflies arse, there is a burning question in our minds nearly every day and we spend most of our time either A - trying to avoid it or B - avoid trying it (how nice!) IISSS -

do we repeat the same patterns in our lives?

I will not bore you - kind passioned sexual being - with the in's and the out's of my current predicament - least to say the cock is on its own once again.

Now, we all know that love exists in many shapes or forms and in many places - sometimes from creatures with hair - but it's hard to beat the love that curls like a whisp around the heart.

But are we programmed? Why is their some who find the sun with another one, (can't keep this rhyme going too much longer), then take the plunge, whilst others implode and sit dusty or crazy or happy?

I have been making similar circles in relationships for quite a while now. These circles tend to go inwards and involve much great sex, overtly intense emotions and a dodgy b-movie ending. Do we ever change? I have a feeling I was born with the love of doggy style, big listening ears and a love of dancing and prancing - but I still haven't found what I'm looking for...?

Please help, Sensi Hamster.

Sensi Hamster: Okay, so lets not get depressed Freduian fellows. It only takes a momentary lapse of self-reflection and bam you find yourself sitting in an armchair with a gezzer with loads of beard telling him about mummy.

I love anal sex. And so should you. This may should harsh but the key to your success in relationships is to stop thinking about them as you do and start doing them as you think. You have, I call it, a negative paradox. This is a large word so I will explain it all at once but in smaller chunks.

A negative paradox is where your brain has constructed a version of reality which is differnt from what you want from life - hence the paradox. The negative aspect is because it works very much against the greater good you deserve from life. Yes, you do deserve - sexual relations, satisfaction, freedom from jealousy, self-expression, moments of utter abondoment etc etc.

How do you cure the negative paradox? There is no hard and fast cure but one remedy I find that works is this - go out and lose the plot. Now care, this does not mean intake of massive amounts of alcohol and drugs - although those can become useful later for lubrication. It means go put yourself outside the negative paradox. Take the Radiohead song and turn it on its head. Find a folly fear and confront it, touch it gently on the forehead, rub your hand tremolously over its eyes then fuck it like your where made of iron. Needless to say it will involve much crying on your part and I can't guarantee you'll ever be the same. Sensi Hamster does NOT offer refunds, unless you are A) pretty girl or are London Derriere.

That for now is the push and pull. Call back, write in or complain about the spelling, in any form if we meet I'd most likely hug you and try to pull your bra strap with a smile.

Love every day.


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

8/3/2005 4:16 pm

"love that curls like a whisp around the heart"

God ive felt that feeling, its so intense makes u feel so vunerable and yet so good,

Love is the cruelest thing though because it hurts like hell when the person that you love rejects you...


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

8/3/2005 4:19 pm

"love that curls like a whisp around the heart"

God ive felt that feeling, its so intense makes u feel so vunerable and yet so good,

Love is the cruelest thing though because it hurts like hell when the person that you love rejects you...

People say to me, did you enjoy being wiith him and i say i did, then they say well then something good came from it, i know they are right but all i wanted in the heat of passion when bodies were on fire and senses gone and are hearts raced in unision , the climax the soft touches.. was to hear "I love you"

Silky (so unhappy right now)


Gentleman6986 44M

8/5/2005 2:11 am

What happened Silky?


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