Oh, take your time....  

Gameboy4youWI 43M
19 posts
3/14/2006 5:52 am
Oh, take your time....

Where is everybody? On March 28 I shut my account off for good on AdultFriendFinder. I have it up on profile and have even put it here. I have stressed the importance of contacting me now before it is too late. And what response do I get? (crickets chirping) Nothing. Zilch. Nada. I feel as popular as a towel boy in a womans mud wrestling match. What is wrong? Could it be that I'm not as charming as I think I am? Am I not as attractive as I imagine? Can it be that I'm not a hot, hot, hottie that has women wetting themselves to talk to me?
Could be. Because my profile has gotten less views than Joan Rivers' cleavage. People are staying away in droves. Obviously this damages my pride. But what can I do? As I have lamented before this site (and most other dating sites) is stacked against men. Men outnumber the women a bajillion to one. And then we have to contend with the guys who turn women off men entirely by their witty emails. Usually these emails are less than three words long. The two most popular being; 'Let's do it' and 'Wanna fuck?'. Usually attatched with a nice close up photo of their penis. Attractive.
But I digress, I am here to demand that people start looking at my profile! You don't have to email me or even wink at me just look at it! Please let me now you're out there! I'm begging you, please!

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