Man Bashing (Sorry guys, but I think these are funny)  

GSV 53M
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8/3/2006 8:31 am
Man Bashing (Sorry guys, but I think these are funny)


Men are like a deck of cards,
you need a heart to love them,
diamond to marry them,
a club to keep them in line,
and a spade to bury the evidence.

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man.
Love to forgive him.
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.

THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS
16. HaHaHaHa
15. Ahh, it's cute.
14. Why don't we just cuddle?
13. It's more fun to look at.
12. This explains your car.
11. I didn't know they came that small.
10. How interesting.
9. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
8. Aww, it's hiding.
7. Are you cold?
6. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
5. Does it come with an air pump?
4. This is why people should be judged on personality.
3. Look, all of it fits in my mouth at once.
2. Deep throat???
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

Q: What can a bird do that a man can't do?
A: Whistle through his pecker!

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says, "I'll miss you."

"If it has tires or testicles...it's gonna give you trouble."

Q) What is the difference between a battery & a man?
A) A battery has also a positive side.

How long does it take for a woman to get the truth out of a man? It depends on how hard she is squeezing his balls!

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; A man never forgets the women he couldn't have.

Love, Light, Laughter, Leave a Legacy,

Greg


GSV 53M

8/4/2006 9:15 am

Glad you liked it. I plan to post more of these. I think they are hysterical, (but true).

Love, Light, Laughter, Leave a Legacy,

Greg


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