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RICK SANTORUM SENDS ME LOVE LETTERS
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May 8, 2012 9:03 am
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Too funny. I feel like someone is watching me. And they probably are. Because after going on an anti Romney tirade yesterday. I wake up to a letter from Rick Santorum pledging his support to Mitt's cause.
Calling me one of his strongest supporters. 
And I was. 
Yeah I do tend to seesaw. Because it's all about the laws. And we all know what Mormons are.
Polygamists and all. 
Sorry buddy. The Republican party has lost me. Fox News must think I have a mind like a pea.
But the truth is I can truly see. There's nothing in it for me. To vote for that man you see?
I know the solution going in. A STRONG SET OF LAWS OUTLAWING GROUP SEX. Cause that's the only way around the Supreme Court's mess.
A moratorium in light of the illegitimate baby problem and the diseases being spread. 
Those "who's your Daddy" moments must come to an end. 
Just think about the message such a law would send. 
Not to mention it would end swinging. Cause they wouldn't do it if they had to do it separately. I mean, that would be too much like dating.
And married couples don't go on dates do they? Then comes the jealousy. And before you know it we have ended everything hippie.
Now unless Romney addresses that I'm gonna vote for a Democrat. 
Cause as a single white Christian middle aged man. I know who the enemy is. And it goes something like this.
I'm not voting for a polygamist. 
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SOMETHING FOR SOMEONE FOXY
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May 7, 2012 5:00 pm
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I was posting back and forth with someone that I love so I ran outside and took this picture. Kinda blurry. Been drinking too much coffee.
This ones for you Hon. 
And in other news. Fox News has really lost me. Four years in the making.
They had me at first. And I still like O'Reilly of course. But some of those other guys are the worst.
Gutfeld's unicorn comments are gut wrenching. Thinking they might go over our head. All I see is a very bad Catholic man.
Who dreams to keep multiple women. 
You my friend have a sickness. And of the women? The only thing worse than a liberated Democrat is a liberated Republican.
Can you say hypocrite? 
Now they are playing the gay card. You must think I'm a retard. Gay marriage doesn't affect me at all.
But Polygamy does! 
Yet you won't mention that. Cause you all are the fat cats. And that is why you want your freedom.
When you have everything else you need what else is there really? In our class separated society. We have rediscovered slavery!
And the keepers now determine who will breed. Stealing my potential wives from me. Fucking hippies. Having love children indeed. Cause they are cheaper to keep than Christian illegitimate babies.
Thinking that will somehow save our economy. Not thinking about what it will do to our society. But it doesn't matter if we die before we start fighting.
Now is the time to open our eyes. President Obama is not the bad guy. Just because he is black mixed with white.
It benefits us you see. Holding him to a higher standard of free. Everyone gets a fair shake at "The Dream".
Cause he has no choice but to rule us fairly.
Something I can't say about Mitt Romney.
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MITT ROMNEY: IS LEGALIZING GAY MARRIAGE A BACK DOOR TO POLYGAMY?
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May 7, 2012 2:58 pm
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I have always supported gay marriage as an opportunity to re-define marriage as...
A union of two. And that would exclude swingers and polygamists too. But that does not appear to be in the rules.
Today I was accused of being homophobic. And I just don't get it. I want all people to be able to fulfill the same dream.
The dream of one on one love for everybody.
And that's not possible if people practice polygamy.
But if we are limited to one it can happen for everyone. 
Apply the statistics. Follow the Golden Rule. Love and happiness will give us fuel.
Fuel that can power our economy for the next century.
But that's not what's happening. All we are doing is allowing people to cheat the system. Having the many benefits of married life but not giving back to the others plight.
Polygamy just isn't right. So get back to the left. You ain't nothin but a fucking Democrat.
Obama is more centered to a Christian man. 
Polygamy is something we can never understand.  amp;
And bisexual women are only of interest to a future polygamist.
Not to a Catholic with a different mission.
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: 70% OF WOMEN ARE CRIMINALS...
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May 7, 2012 10:46 am
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...but by the same standards only 30% of men fall into that category.
And this is why "bad boys" get all the girls. 
This is also why we keep male criminals in prison. If we didn't set an example "good boys" would never get laid again. And by giving the right to vote to ex cons we will be essentially allowing them to change the standards of what makes someone a criminal.
But aren't we doing that already. 
In order for women to have the freedom they want we must allow them to commit crime.
And that there is the not so funny punch line.
But they go on calling it "women's rights". 
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SPIRITUAL ASTROLOGICAL WICKEN HIPPIE TYPES PLEASE SPEAK
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May 4, 2012 5:21 pm
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SOMEONE WANTS TO SUCK MY RADISH
Is this too much to ignore? 
A SIGN FROM GOD?
Or if you don't believe in God then maybe it's something written in the stars.
Cause this is really fucked up. Having re-read the original post "SO LONG SWINGERS". I realized that I gave her the name "Mandy" because it rhymed with "candy". And to add a touch of authenticity to my story. Then (just now) something made me look in my wallet.
The name with the phone number is none other than "Amanda".
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SOMEONE WANTS TO SUCK MY RADISH
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May 4, 2012 7:58 am
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GUESS WHO'S FLIRTING WITH ME AT THE HEDGE LINE
Remember this girl?
SO LONG SWINGERS
Guess who's divorced already.
It was inevitable. Cause saving a marriage with swinging never works. But I will dispense with that commentary since you already know.
I was wondering why she slipped me her phone number over the fence a few weeks ago. Sure your cat is loose and you want me to call you if I see it. Yeah there's a pussy you want me seeing alright but it's not in my yard.
It's in yours! 
So how do I handle this to avoid the drama?
He's overpaid and lives far away. That's what's wrong with our society. The separation of the classless allowing men to afford a long stream of ex wives and kids. And guess who's paying for it. The responsible underpaid hard working Christians.
So is it time to cash in?
She is sexy as shit. And it was warm last night. I could almost smell her loneliness on the wind. Just 100 feet from my bedroom window. A touch of heaven.
So how should I handle it? 
Take my time. Hang out back jamming Dokken while working in my garden. Keep treating her kids nice. Impress her with my body hardened. Cause I don't want to be the one who crosses that line.
It's not my fault if she makes the move at least in my mind.
Right?
Then again. I got some old fire wood out back. And since I can't legally take it to my place in Michigan. Should I offer it to her just to get it out of my yard? Or at that point have I gone to far?
Maybe she will invite me to her next bonfire and I'll hook up with one of her bisexual girlfriends instead.
But something tells me now that he's gone they are no longer friends at all.
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EMANUEL TAKES OUT THE TRASH
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May 2, 2012 6:08 am
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Wow. I might be a Democrat as it turns out. Been whining my ass off about overpaid government workers on my blog space. Then comes the first real feel good story to date. And I'm kinda impressed I'm sorry to say.
The garbage men of Chicago just took a cut in pay. 
Starting pay anyways. From 33 dollars an hour to just 20. Yeah that's still 40 grand a year right out of high school to take out the trash just like Daddy. And daddy's pay is still grand fathered in. But it's a start and that makes it a win.
Cause 65 thousand a year for freshmen garbage-men is a sin.
Are they not called civil servants? Paid twice our salary to serve us. It's enough to make a college grad cuss!
Plus. They are being cross-trained and stuff. To do other civil service stuff. And even if they should be ex cons making minimum wage in a perfect world. Cross training means they have to have a head on their shoulders.
And that makes their pay a little easier to accept in the end.
Doesn't it?
Yeah it's still bullshit. Family run politics. But it shows an obvious attempt at a fix.
And it comes from the side known as Democratic.
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WE DON'T NEED CHRIST WHEN WE CONTROL CULTURE
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May 1, 2012 9:04 am
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Remember the Amy Fisher story?
Yes she is a porn star now. But so many have forgotten how she got her start. Fucking married men is never very smart.
And after all three major networks produced her story as a mini series. No single girl who grew up in the eighties. Would ever consider fucking men who were married.
At least until today. Somehow our morals went away. And it's not a lack of Jesus I'm sorry to say. Nor is it the economy. It's the loss of control on our society.
The Internet destroyed the power of censorship. Made all that was illegal legal again. They have made a mockery of Jesus's death in the name of freedom.
SO THE MAGAZINE DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME ON SINGLE WOMEN HOOKING
Adultery is nothing more than anarchy if not middle aged angst. But there is nothing adult about it I'm sorry to say. It's just prostitution with different names.
But even more disgusting in this day and age.
Echo hippies. amp;
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NO WONDER YAHOO IS HURTING...LOOK AT THE FORMATTING
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Apr 30, 2012 4:43 pm
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REAL LIFE AND LONELY DEATH
You hear the one liners all the time. It hurts so much. There’s something
missing in my life. I feel so empty. And you just think you know how
someone is feeling.
And you may. Truly understand the clichés. If you have experienced a loss
of said magnitude. Or you may not. It’s hard to say.
You may say you sympathize. You may even legitimately empathize. But if
you haven’t felt it you have no idea.
When that umbilical cord is cut. When the force that gave you life is gone.
When you find yourself truly alone in this world.
Even if you are not totally alone. You still feel that way. Then you begin
to question your faith.
All that pain. Why would a God who loves us have it that way? And why
would you even want to live if NOTHING comes later?
Why not get there quicker? And at this point you realize you may need a
chemical adjustment. But there is still more pain in admitting that
weakness. Skeptical of the psychological professions. Not wanting to
become chemical dependent.
NO!
You’re still sane and love Jesus. It was just a passing thought really.
But you can’t help but feel like you have one foot in the grave. Following
him there any day. At 41 years of age you should not feel that way.
Yet it’s not really about your own mortality. No matter what they say.
Cause at this point you can care less about yourself anyway.
So you think maybe there is someone like you. Someone who understands what
you are going through. Then you counter with thinking what good would that
do?
Instead of one lonely person you would just make two.
I have never in my life felt like I do since my Dad went away. The closest
thing I can compare it to is losing a girlfriend in high school. Until you
have fun the very next day. No this is something that doesn’t go away.
Like being flat lined somewhere you don’t want to be. A far more low key
feeling. Like the lowest key on a piano ringing constantly.
The roller coaster of emotion common in our youth would be a welcome change.
But it never comes. It’s just ho hum. Always and forever totally bummed.
How do you get out from under that? That extreme weight. Weighing on you
every day. Ashamed. Cause you are half the man that was your Daddy.
But knowing that what made him great was his other half. Something you
haven’t found just yet. And in this brave new age of polygamy you doubt you
ever can.
We have to get back. As a country. To Christianity. Don’t call this
chivalry. It is in fact inequality.
Cause as a single man. With married friends keeping harems. It all seems
so hopeless.
What about life and liberty? The pursuit of happiness guaranteed. For
everybody!
This sort of freedom. Or should I say “sorted” freedom. Can’t be defended
constitutionally.
It is a sickness. An incredibly selfish greed. And it must be
extinguished.
Don’t you think?
Cause in every life. There will come a time. When everyone needs somebody.
I know I could live without the echo hippies.
But can it be any better with Mitt Romney? Polygamy. Practiced legally!
Oh dear Daddy. Please. Give me what I need.
To make the right choice on election day for me.
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I DO GOT A LOT TO DO
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Apr 27, 2012 5:18 pm
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So I won't be blogging next week. But if you are new to me there is plenty here to read already. Please do stop by and enjoy my blog responsibly.
Pike and walleye season is coming. And you know what that means. If I don't get off my ass now next thing you know it's Halloween.
And another year passes without any fishing.
Not this year baby.
I'm out of here.
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A BAD ECONOMY MEANS MAKING CHOICES REALLY
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Apr 27, 2012 8:11 am
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But women want to be free. Because as would have it everything is free when you are pretty. Except of course for the man who is paying.
Even if a woman isn't good looking. All she has to be is obscene. And some man somewhere will be buying.
We call it freedom. But it's really prostitution. A loophole exploited by calling yourself free spirited.
Yet a Christian man can see the forest for the trees. That is why to you I make this offering. A gift from my father was free for me.
And sharing it with you is free for you too.
So are you following? I want to take you fishing! And I can do this morally. Without feeling like a John you see. Especially if you split the gas with me.
I know you girls love the "freedom" technology affords. But if you meet a man on the Internet and he flies you in you're a whore. Unless he keeps you with him it is really nothing more.
Here is what I really adore.
Because now that we have equality. Equal pay and everything. You must ignore those men who are exceptionally wealthy.
They are not the norm. Greedy bastards that want a harem. You can have him but you'll have to share him.
I like a woman who accepts her place in this world. Not a whore who services self absorbed turds. I adore the woman who loves the nerd.
So if you want a nerd I'm the best the last I heard. 
Let's go fishing this summer and step away form the herd.
Unless you would rather add to the statistic that STD's and illegitimate babies are higher amongst women who frequent the dance floor.
That music won't be heard on our camping trip for sure.
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MAYBE I DON'T HAVE ALL THE FACTS BUT I'M AT IT AGAIN
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Apr 26, 2012 9:43 am
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So there's this missing person. Name sounds French and she's of military origin. Which proves my point about the French and/or the military and how they breed free sex.
And we are spending millions looking for her again. But in a Christian nation this would not have happened. Cause going to the tavern by herself a married woman has no business.
Period!
I mean, I pray that she is ok. For her families sake. Maybe it is an AWOL case.
But in our jet set society. It is costing us money. Every time a woman disappears into space.
Maybe you should find or stay with your mate.
The way our Christian God meant it.
Instead of hopping on a plane for a free vacation.
It's not freedom if the way you live costs the rest of us money.
And is it just me. Cause I see these tattooed assholes alot on TV. Is it safe to say our military is not the cream? Cream of the crop that is. Sure they deserve a chance when they get back.
But I'm not impressed enough to give them the American Dream for free. After all they are fighting these wars for everybody. And we all deserve a chance in our society.
We don't want a bunch of ex soldiers of fortune who practice polygamy.
Not in my country.
We want love in God's country.
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