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HO HO HO IT'S TIME TO GO
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Dec 19, 2011 10:04 am
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Because last night I hit an all time low. Lost a lot of dough. And that's no joke. A week before Christmas makes me a stroke. Hell I can't even afford to have a smoke.
I was three days away from financial freedom. New tires, no cash advance and going to doctors to put myself back together again. Now that's not gonna happen.
It has become clear to me that I need to quit things. Should be easy. To just stop doing. I mean, I did quit drinking. Now for smoking, gambling and blogging.
Hell I'm half the blogger I used to be anyway...
THE BEST THING ABOUT BLOG RETIREMENT...
...the fire has gone out of me. 
But I can continue to place the blame. Proving that women drove me insane. Cause there is no doubt that you have "changed". At this point it is just something most people take at it's face. If you meet a gift "whorse" there is no need to hate.
How else is a guy supposed to get laid? 
But just remember there are still some of us who never wanted to see you this way. Sexually liberated. Closer to a cheap hooker I'm sorry to say.
To the true Christians among us. What you have done. Is "whoreable".
Oh and Merry Christmas everyone! 
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QUESTIONS FOR THE CANDIDATES...MINE ON ANTI GAY SENTIMENT
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Dec 16, 2011 10:15 am
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This is a serious request. Because in light of Gingrich's financial mess. It may be time to reassess.
Please take the time to write a question for a candidate that you would like answered. It can be serious or comical. I will send the serious ones to your candidate of choice and return with the reply.
Seriously. I'm already on every government list there is. Can't hurt for me to do it. I will protect your identity and get the answers you seek. And I will do it for free.
Cause freedom is what we all long for really. 
For example. My question to Michelle Bachman. Goes something like this.
We have 88 single women for every 100 single men in America. Not to mention that we are in the middle of a sexual revolution that has white women seeking large appendages of a different color. Why would your family be involved in an organization that prevents men from becoming gay? Gay men become more successful anyway. And if they entered into one on one relationships I would not complain.
Do you have another organization that prevents women from becoming bisexual? Shouldn't we be fighting the polygamist terrorists that have invaded our country? Instead of wasting all that money fighting overseas. Shouldn't we be buying flame throwers and burning down polygamist ranch houses when they throw a swingers party? Have you considered a program that finds unruined Christian women to marry lonely Christian men?
What about the Internet? The real sexual predators. Married couples inviting our daughters to their hot tubs!
Don't toss this in your garbage can. Think about it. Long and hard.
Bet even you want the BBC now. 
My point is. Our country has far bigger problems. Than the ones you are working on.
Now it's your turn. This is so important. We can't afford the wrong (wo)man in Washington again. This place is going to hell. And we need to fix it.
It all comes down to asking the right questions.
Ask them below and I will be sure to forward.
Please and thank you for your support. 
I think it's time to BLOG THE VOTE! 
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ASSY ON WAITRESSES AND WORKING WEEKENDS
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Dec 15, 2011 11:21 pm
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I had a waitress give me sugar with my coffee once. I told
her "You know I don't take sugar". She said
"Are you sure you don't want my sugar?"
Low and behold her phone number was on the back. Called her
the next day. And she was married to a cop on top of that.
But I will agree with your second point. I noticed more and
more that people date and marry people at work. So much for
sexual harassment. I think companies experience gains
by allowing it. Couples take their work home with them and
share their knowledge.
So I guess if you want a wife now days you gotta work someplace
with hot chicks.
And working the entire weekend by yourself like I do just
isn't making it.
Can't get no beaver.
For more words of wisdom...
Assy on women seeking alpha maleS
...click this link.
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ROUGH DRAFT OF MY CATHOLIC WEBSITE PROFILE
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Dec 14, 2011 10:25 pm
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I am so sorry ladies. That I left you. The center was so much fun. Until they ruined it. But if men like me didn't join them they wouldn't have been able to in the first place.
Does that make me unworthy? Will you forgive me? Are you even here? Were you there? Recently returning?
To Jesus.
Cause there is no place for us out there any more. Do I sound crazy? Did it drive you crazy? Has Jesus brought you sanity? Then you might be the girl for me.
Please. We all need a second chance. My greatest sin was leaving. Watching the world collapse around me. And not seeing it sooner.
I see it now. It's not too late. For us anyways. They will meet their fate. I just want a date.
Will you be mine? One at a time! Until we find our true love for life.
All I want for Christmas is a loving wife.
On 12/12/12 I want to pick one, tie the knot and make things right.
If it's you that would be out of sight. 
CHRISTIAN...ESPECIALLY CATHOLIC GIRLS...WILL LOVE THIS LINK!
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I CAN'T GO ON ANYMORE...I THINK I GOTTA JUST GO
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Dec 14, 2011 8:33 pm
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Highest divorce rate, STD rate and illegitimate baby rate in the last 20 years. That's all documented. Less scientific studies show open relationships are up too. Drug use, alcohol abuse and prostitution round out the zoo. I can come up with more if you give me a few.
I saw two movies yesterday. The first lifted my spirits. "Immortals". Good flick. Made me feel like I was a part of it.
The struggle of good versus evil. The bad guys being cut in half in 3-D animation. My own struggle against evil graphically illustrated.
Then I went home and saw "Friends With Benefits". And although the story had a happy ending. The first hour was beyond comprehending.
Teen heart throb Justin Timberlake. In a role he shouldn't have taken. Leaving American women fried like burnt bacon.
Because if this is what teen girls are watching there is no hope for us now. The echo boomers are what they are. And they are selling it to our children now.
It will take a magic bow. Or my God immortal. To change the show.
The best we as Christians can do is identify and distance ourselves from the problem. Vote to let it all go to hell in a hand basket. And give up our sexuality for Jesus.
Cause when you see this kind of sexual depravity repeating. Women doing things just to get even. That's when it's time for the innocent to be leaving.
It has gone too far. Sexual depravity has replaced love. For no good reason than popular culture.
A few big mouths ruining "the center" for the rest of us.
I need sex. But at this point it isn't worth it. The risks. Time to look for what comes next. I need love.
But as I leave. May I plead. That you read. My blog indeed. And decide if you are the girl to take my seed.
Because as hard as it is to admit. It is time to get married. For Jesus. Merry Christmas everybody. Hope you don't get a throat born STI under the mistletoe.
I know I won't. Won't be kissing anyone. Cause American women are still looking for something else.
Hope you find it safely. The odds are against you. But I wish you no ill will.
Tally ho and Godspeed to all of you.
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WHAT AN ASSY!
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Dec 14, 2011 10:07 am
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I like you hon. But you are not mad at me. You are threatened.
You want to protect the status quo. Inequality favoring the female. Totally misguided cause dare I say you are getting old. Never understanding that we are being forced to date date women so far below. And when we treat them badly it is our fault you know.
The only way to overcome the problems of our society is with equality.
You have know idea what it's like to be a Christian man looking for a wife in this land. With 12 percent more women than men. 12% of men with their dick in their hand.
Before the war there were millions of illegal satellite dishes in Iraq. Young women American dreaming. Longing for American life as it was in 1989. A little behind the times. But better in my mind.
That dream is still alive. I know it is mine. Getting back to America as it was in 1989.
An equal number of men and women. Unable to utilize the laws of supply and demand to their advantage. It's time to put the hookers out of business.
Because capitalism should apply to everything but love. Shouldn't it? What we have now is bull shit.
Single mothers marching the streets for free eats. A movement to stop the word "whore" from being derogatory. More women cheating than men say the divorce lawyer receipts.
It's time to knock the liberated woman off her feet. And all it will take is equality. Then we can all be truly free.
Would that be such a bad thing?
No more men using women as a throw away toy in the sheets. No more women using men as a meal ticket treat. The road back to Christianity demands equality.
One man to every woman. One wife to every husband. And two children to be loved by them.
Family, Jesus and the American Dream.
For everybody! 
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WOULD YOU READ A SEXUAL READERS DIGEST?
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Dec 12, 2011 11:05 am
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I used to write a lot of Readers Digest type stories. Easy reading with a tear dropping happy ending. And there were a fair number of women that enjoyed those stories.
They were made better by the fact that they were non fiction. But a guy only has so many stories to tell. So I decided to embark on fictional tales.
For example this one...
SOMETIMES DREAMS COME TRUE
...which more or less came true later, but was met with lees than rave reviews.
My point is I want to reinvent myself. Would women read a sexual Reader's Digest? Cause personally I find the Pent House type forums more or less disgusting.
We've just gone to far. Love has been replaced by sexual depravity. And I wonder if women are longing for more.
Please click the link above and read the story. Let me know if you would read more stories like that. And if so I will get to it with my next masterpiece.
Who knows it may too come true.
If you don't like it then just keep typing "Free Porn" into your search engine.
Cause you won't find that here. 
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