No such thing as bad publicity! An apology of sorts  

GB_Cple 66M/55F  
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11/4/2005 11:32 pm

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3/17/2006 6:11 am

No such thing as bad publicity! An apology of sorts

Murphy, as usual, staggerered out of the pub , long after closing time , and took a short cut home, though the cemetary.
It was very dark and spooky , after a short while, he heard a noise that scared the wits out of him , "tap tap" , "tap tap" it went, he screamed out "Who's there, tap tapping?" no answer, he carried on his way though the graveyard , then he heard it again, "tap tap" "tap tap"

"Who's there tap tapping?" he called out again.
no answer.
he carried on even more frighted than before , then he came across a little old man sitting on a grave, with a hammer and chisel in hand tapping away at a gravestone.

"What you doing at this time of night tap tapping,and scaring the wits outa me", he said.

The old man looked up at Murphy and said:

"They spelt my name wrong!"

* for "Q" and "theswede1234 , sorry


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