A Sexy Horoscope  

FunGuy20653 46M
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7/26/2006 11:20 pm

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8/20/2006 8:00 pm

A Sexy Horoscope

Hey all my blggie friends!

I just read this on another blog. Its a sexy horoscope for my sign. Let me know how true it is...lol


--Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them.
They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt: After all, they are Earth signs.

Interesting stuff eh? As far as the licking part, well I must admit thats SOOOOO true...lol. But the non-bathing thing...NOT!! Im so clean I squeak...

Anyway...drop me a line, let me know your'e out there...


rm_MzBug 53F

7/27/2006 9:23 pm

Well now... who ever wrote that was pretty close, except you love to be teased....or is it that I just love teasing you? And you do have a thing for scent.... just not the noxious ones. And the thing about the greenhouse Nuff said.


cookiequeen1000 53F

8/20/2006 4:59 pm

too funny! Glad I checked out your blog. Thanks for posting on mine or I would never have found yours.

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