Out to Dinner  

Fullcontactgirl 36F
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4/4/2006 10:24 pm

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5/2/2006 10:35 am

Out to Dinner


Okay I have become the master of pleasant dinner conversation, really not to pat myself on the back but usually I am freakin phenomenal at this sort of thing. But the last couple of times I went out with my friends I've had the attention span of a chicken nugget and I have said some fairly dirty things. I don't know if they're fraudian slips or just terretts syndrome. I'm feeling like I have the dinner chat version of an STD. Apparently I can't mix cobb salad and sexual puns with my usual aptitude. But apparently I'm spreading it because we're litterally at dinner with roughly 12 people tonight and my friend ERIC and I were having a conversation about asking for your sexual needs to be met and he just shouts "I have no problem asking for sex! I love giving blowjobs!" to which my friend kevin replies..."I'll have some of that to go". Funny, yes. Strange, mostly.
So just as I finish up my cobb salad I think "Hmm, perhaps I shouldn't fret too much over my particular quagmire. It's not like I'm professing my love of blowjobs to an entire resturant." Instead I talked about wine. That's much more swauve.

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