Motion of the ocean.  

GonadMadamFilth 44M
121 posts
4/17/2005 7:13 am

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Motion of the ocean.

I'm a pretty hip dude. I think I dress well and I'm up to date on my style. I don't hang onto old hairstyles and clothing, no matter how well they looked on me. I have newer cars, homes, toys,...etc. Well, you get the idea.

However, there is one thing that I do have that is still totally 80's. My WATERBED! I've thought about getting rid of it but then I would miss the chuckes and digs from my friends. I also love how it is always warm and there is nothing better than having a chill and climbing in, feeling the warmth envelop your body.

I've even had dates give me some giggles when they get to see the bed, asking me where my mullet is and stuff like that. Then I tell 'em "get in." No one ever wants to leave! Who's the sorry one now, huh?!

It's a waveless mattress so it's not one of those bag types that were murder on your back and so much fun as a kid. Really, it's a nice bed. I've tried to get rid of it but I just can't stand the idea of dropping a few large on a decent bed. And then there's the whole furniture thing too. I'll need need new dressers and nightstands. Screw that! I can think of many better ways to spend that kind of moohlah.

I think I'm gonna lay low with it for a few more years. Maybe even a decade or two!

I was listening to the radio one morning and it turns out that two of the guys on the show still had their waterbeds! The girls were giving them shit and I almost called in to defend them. But I was content with knowing that I'm not the only 30-something bachelor out there holding onto the final bastion for the sanctity of waterbeds.

Maybe someday it'll go, but not today.

Besides, fucking in there is so much fun. If you're good, you can get a decent rhythym going and hardly even break a sweat! It's all about the motion of the ocean, isn't it?!


expatbrit49 62M

4/17/2005 1:11 pm

Waterbeds...great to sleep on poor for sex.....No Leverage, and thats all I got say about that

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


EMSqueen 40F

4/18/2005 5:08 am

I always wondered what sex on a waterbed would be like...but I've never done it. Just seems like the motion of the bed in contrast to the motion of your bodies would be an advantage...but maybe not???


mcl1966 50F

4/18/2005 3:04 pm

having just had sex on a waterbed lastnight I can say hooray for waterbeds!


GonadMadamFilth 44M
153 posts
4/18/2005 4:19 pm

EMS: I'm just going to have to go by memory now. I remember a day when waterbeds were great. Oh, how I long for those days.

I think it's time for me to move into the 90's.


GonadMadamFilth 44M
153 posts
4/18/2005 4:23 pm

I'm just going to have to go by memory now. I remember a day when waterbeds were great. Oh, how I long for those days.

I think it's time for me to move into the 90's.


GonadMadamFilth 44M
153 posts
4/18/2005 4:24 pm

I'm just going to have to go by memory now. I remember a day when waterbeds were great. Oh, how I long for those days.

I think it's time for me to move into the 90's.


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