A place where the women outnumber the men.  

GonadMadamFilth 44M
121 posts
4/1/2005 4:39 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A place where the women outnumber the men.

And no, I'm not talking about your local retirement village either! I am for real. I know of a place where there are more women than men. Yep, that's what I said. Men - your chances have never been better!

This place also not only offers a ratio of 12 women to 10 men (that's 1.2 chicks to every dude!), but it also enables the men to obtain "skills" that will fetch him even more ladies. It's really a win-win deal. Can't lose!

And you know what? The numbers are projected to be even better for the males in the years to come. This place will become so flooded with females that if you can't get laid there, you probably won't even be able to get laid in a whorehouse either.

Any ideas? Okay, I guess I'll tell you if you haven't figured it out yet.

College!

Yep, there has never been a better time to go to college if you're a horny stiffie looking for a little action. And, not only will you be shaking off the ladies with your lovestick, you'll be wooing them with your vast knowledge of particle physics (cuz chicks dig physics!) or sweeping them off their feet with talk of supply and demand, market structures and factor pricing on shoes and cute little outfits.

So, c'mon guys. Get off your fat asses and get yourself enrolled in your local community college, uni, or grad school. Not only will you better your chances of scoring, but you may find yourself laying a smarty. Smarties are so much fun...They come with great conversation!

Ooh, such a turn-on.

If you are not so inclined to attend the halls of academia or you've taken all that you can, how about Georgia or Louisiana? There are, on average, 89 - 93 men per 100 women. That's pretty darned good, I'd say. New York State and Pennsylvania are approximately the same but they get cold in the winter. If I were to move, I think I would head towards something a little more pleasant. Plus, Warmer temps = less clothing.

Mood: playful
Song: Rush - Ghost of a Chance


GonadMadamFilth 44M
153 posts
4/9/2005 5:57 am

I knew "chicks" would offend you! Cuz you so smart and edumecated. I do have skills. There's a whole buttload of gangs here. This one gang wanted me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.


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