last night ........  

Fox4aKnight1 43F
1176 posts
3/15/2006 12:53 pm

Last Read:
3/17/2006 12:35 am

last night ........

Well I came home exausted .and aching ..putting that stuff down is harder than I remember LOL .and everything hurt .but I woke up just fine.....I was desperatly wishing for a massage and a hot tub last night though!!!

I have to go back tonight and finish up the work as I was really starting to hurt around 2am this morning .so the really difficult cuts I am doing tonight .which means lots of measuring and hopeing my brain can keep it to gether LOL .....

Here is a funny I got in my inbox hugs and enjoy LOL

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares ..... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And; last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Jajing1973 43M
4 posts
3/15/2006 1:55 pm

LOL I will try 13,1 and 2 tonight.

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
3/16/2006 4:07 am

Hope it made you smile.

Fox4aKnight1 43F

3/16/2006 5:32 am

hugs curious yep it did

Fox4aKnight1 43F

3/16/2006 5:33 am

Jajing1973 oh do let me kno how it turned out...please ...and thanks for stopping by...

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/16/2006 8:55 pm

LMAO. Think I'll try some of them. Hope you will bail me out if they haul my ass to jail. LOL.

Fox4aKnight1 replies on 3/16/2006 11:51 pm:
Be more than happy to sweetie hugs lmao

Become a member to create a blog