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Fox4aKnight1 43F
1176 posts
1/15/2006 1:51 pm

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8/6/2006 11:06 am

another email. that y


> Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
>
> Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
> one can die.
>
> Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
> without an erection, make him a sandwich.
>
> Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
> person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
>
> Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky, not really good for
> anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble
> down the stairs.
>
> Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
> hospitals dying of nothing.
>
> Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays
> no attention to criticism.
>
> Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
> dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
>
> Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
> Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
>
> NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
> We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among
> the millions and millions of cows in America but we do not have a
> clue as to where thousands of terrorists are located. Maybe we should
> put
> the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Fox4aKnight1 43F

1/15/2006 3:25 pm

LOL Spicy thanks *grinz*


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
1/15/2006 6:08 pm

Still a great joke!


Fox4aKnight1 43F

1/15/2006 7:59 pm

LOL nikki .........sure go right ahead ...mind if I join ya? LOL


Fox4aKnight1 43F

1/15/2006 7:59 pm

yup Aas .......had me laffin ....


maria1959 57F

1/15/2006 10:00 pm

Lmao, I htought the last one was great, thanks for sharing, huggzzz..


rm_sharksnsails 45M
738 posts
1/15/2006 11:33 pm

So are we supposed to be looking for a cow with a turban?
sharks


Fox4aKnight1 43F

1/15/2006 11:40 pm

LOL maria your welcome hun ....anytime


Fox4aKnight1 43F

1/15/2006 11:41 pm

hm sharks ........naw the guy who put the turban on the cow


rm_sharksnsails 45M
738 posts
1/16/2006 4:32 pm

In the deep recesses of the forbidin desert,
jaun akbar valdez mohammud muhummad ali secretly puts turbans on cows, converting them instantly into fundamentalist mad cow suicide cow patty bombers.
lol


sleeplessknight1 68M

1/17/2006 12:33 pm

omg......good one foxy


Fox4aKnight1 43F

1/17/2006 3:46 pm

thanks sleepless ......I gt most of them in my email ....and I store them when I can remember LOL


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