Two Women in the Afterlife  

Fox4aKnight1 43F
1176 posts
12/21/2005 7:31 pm

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Two Women in the Afterlife

Two Women in the Afterlife

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead,
I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: To o bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be
alive.



rm_ClearWater51 65M
5 posts
12/24/2005 12:10 am

GREAT, i love it


Fox4aKnight1 43F

12/24/2005 7:47 am

LOL thanks clear

hugs Foxy


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