Sperm Count ...  

Fox4aKnight1 43F
1176 posts
5/2/2006 12:25 am

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5/4/2006 5:35 pm

Sperm Count ...

Here is a neat something I ran across.....LOL hope you laugh like I did LMAO

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

*snicker* bet you thought it was something else altoghter LOL

Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
5/2/2006 12:49 am

George Burns was asked once about the young ladies he was always seen about the town with. His comments brought the house down:

"I get dressed in a tux while my driver goes to pick up the young lady, then we go to an excellent restuarant and wine & dine for awhile. Later, we go see a show at a club, then go for some dancing...if I get a little tired, my driver dances for me. We go back to my place, where I open a bottle of wine to set the mood. Around 11pm, I get tired, so I go to bed and let the driver take the young lady home.

So far, I've outlived 5 drivers...."

There's no school like Old School.....


Fox4aKnight1 replies on 5/2/2006 1:04 am:
*grinz* .......hmm meabe I ought to put some Carlin on here.....

rm_LoyalCumpany 46M
3204 posts
5/2/2006 12:58 am

Hands, wife, wife's friend... yup, I was going somewhere completely different.... still am. Can't help it. Thanks Foxy, now I have yet another mental image to get rid of...

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!

Fox4aKnight1 replies on 5/2/2006 1:03 am:
LOL *walks away snickering*

HBowt2 58F

5/2/2006 3:09 am

and there was I thinking that hope was lost for my old age.....lol...

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
5/2/2006 3:14 am

haha i liked that one

I'm a

i'm here to stay

NGs_lady 64F
762 posts
5/2/2006 9:55 am

OK you did it agin LMAO good one.

NGs_lady/Lady Stee

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