ROTFLMFAO OMG ....sorry this just in .......home email funnies  

Fox4aKnight1 43F
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1/27/2006 9:01 pm

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ROTFLMFAO OMG ....sorry this just in .......home email funnies

Consider These 3 Thoughts

(1) Zero Gravity

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them.

(2) Our Constitution

"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, and it's worked for over 200 years.

And, we're not using it anymore."

(3) Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians .

It creates a hostile work environment

Fox4aKnight1 43F

1/28/2006 10:12 am

ROTFLMFAO ..........jeez that is a good one mind if I use this somewhere else?

FriendlybutKinky 49M

1/29/2006 1:19 am

Wicked funny stuff....

Thanks for your visit to my blog the other day, appreciated your perspective.


Fox4aKnight1 43F

1/29/2006 6:00 pm

thanks FBK ........hugs and went by your blog and the nipple thing honestly had me laffin.....not sure if you were looking for that reaction but that is what happened.

rm_Greyeyesky 41M

1/30/2006 11:44 am

See! See! And people wonder why I'm a cynic. But really, thanks for the laughs. All three of those were great perspectives on current issues. I amy have to steal those... ah, with your permission of course.

Fox4aKnight1 43F

1/30/2006 2:01 pm

LOL Grey sure hun ....I got it in an email and it was meant to be passed on my guest ....hugs, kelli

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