RHPS.......and a joke *grinz*  

Fox4aKnight1 43F
1176 posts
5/6/2006 5:13 am

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RHPS.......and a joke *grinz*

Someone I know had me rembering about Rocky Horror Picture Show earlier. I mentioned I would go looking for a picture of me when I use to play in the show as cast. I couldn't find a pic but found a cool pic anyhow ....here ya go.... Oh and a joke to go with...Nightguy_1961 had a post At the late night, double feature...picture show... btw the picture of the angel/girl she has fishnet stockings and a boostia (sorry spelling) and if you look real close you will see she is wearing her halo as an anklet

THe Joke......
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." So the doc figures this isn't the reason.

He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch." So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.

He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos."



Hippink 35F
4499 posts
5/6/2006 9:44 am

hahahahahahaha
Well! That explains it, then!

Saw the pic you made for AngelofMercy. Very sweet of you!
Hippie XXX


Fox4aKnight1 replies on 5/6/2006 10:46 am:
Hippie hugs and I only did it cause she is a sweetie and it seemed she needed and deserved something pretty for her...

hugs
Kelli

VATraveler1948 68M

5/6/2006 9:56 am

That'll do it every time. I always keep a hand towel handy to wipe my hands off so I don't stain things like my clothes... body parts.


Fox4aKnight1 replies on 5/6/2006 10:31 am:
rotfl .....I am getting mental images I ought not to be gettting here LOL ......ewwwwwwwwwww

horny4770 60M
8158 posts
5/6/2006 12:49 pm

Hi FOX4,

Just stopped in after visiting AngelofMercy, spiffy graphic! Good job.

And I want to thank you while I'm here. You may have saved me a trip to my own Dr....I LOVE CHEETOS!!! I owe ya one.

Cute story.

H.


Fox4aKnight1 replies on 5/7/2006 6:30 am:
hugs and thanks ....well yanno an apple a day ....thought I have to admit apples don't taste as good as cheetos LOL

expatbrit49 62M

5/6/2006 1:41 pm

angelofmercy5 commanded me to come over here and say hi but I can add that was a awesome logo you made her....

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


Fox4aKnight1 replies on 5/7/2006 6:32 am:
hugs and thanks hun I love to play with graphics

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
5/6/2006 1:56 pm

haha another good one,


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


Fox4aKnight1 replies on 5/7/2006 6:32 am:
hugs gal

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

5/6/2006 6:58 pm

angelofmercy5 asked me to stop by. Glad I did.

Also....I too use to go to Rocky Horror and dress up with my friends when I was in High School. WOW!!! What a blast from my past...LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!!
{=}


Fox4aKnight1 replies on 5/7/2006 6:35 am:
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!


LOL

RoyalPurpleRose 51F

5/6/2006 7:19 pm

Love the new graphic for Angel. She said to stop by and say 'Hello' .... I really like what I've seen so far of your blog. And I'll be back later to read some more.

~Kisses, RPR


Fox4aKnight1 replies on 5/7/2006 6:36 am:
Thank you hugssssss

sexyariesgirl 57F

5/6/2006 9:08 pm

I had already added you to my watchlist....but came to say hello after reading Angel's blog. Such a lovely gift!!!! I really enjoy your blog.

Power To FOK


Fox4aKnight1 replies on 5/7/2006 6:37 am:
thank you

Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
5/6/2006 10:39 pm

LMAO


Fox4aKnight1 replies on 5/7/2006 6:37 am:
lol like the fishnets huh? Or was it the Halo round her ankle? LOL

rm_yukonpaul 51M
1120 posts
5/7/2006 5:34 am

angelofmercy sent me. I like what I see. The Cheetos joke is one of my favorite, I tell it all the time!


Fox4aKnight1 replies on 5/7/2006 6:39 am:
hugs and thanks

WellhungTrigger 42M
282 posts
5/7/2006 10:39 pm

Glad I stopped by!

I'm spreading that one around to all the Dirty old men at the bar!

-WHT


Fox4aKnight1 replies on 5/8/2006 3:29 pm:
LOL well make sure they clean their hands first LOL

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