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Fox4aKnight1 43F
1176 posts
4/25/2006 3:22 pm

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4/26/2006 11:14 pm

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LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH

Little TONY goes to school! , and the teacher says, "Today we are going to
learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
multi-syllable word?"

TONY says "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."

Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blow job."

LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR

Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go
to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this
situation. The correct word you want to use is' urinate.' Please use the word
'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you
had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"

LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of
hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my
mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on
little TONY.

"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'"

LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER

Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after
another. After the! 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you
know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your
teeth, and make you fat."

Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Little
TONY answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business.

its_a_go 37M

4/25/2006 4:11 pm

haha that was great!


Fox4aKnight1 replies on 4/26/2006 12:20 pm:

peaches19555 61M

4/25/2006 8:45 pm

I am catching up on your blog and glad to read that you are feeling better. Thanks for the chuckles. That little Tony is a piece of work. Is he related? (smile)


Fox4aKnight1 replies on 4/26/2006 12:21 pm:
LOL no were not related *G* .........My family is a bit too subtle for Tony LOL

bardicman 50M

4/26/2006 5:33 am

ROFL, I love em Fox.



I am not dead yet


Fox4aKnight1 replies on 4/26/2006 12:22 pm:
LOL Bard glad ya liked

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
4/26/2006 1:36 pm

little tony needs a good hiding


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


Fox4aKnight1 replies on 4/26/2006 2:45 pm:
hmmmm with a peach switch?

NGs_lady 64F
762 posts
4/26/2006 10:21 pm

LMAO Good one
HugsNGs_lady/Lady Stee


Fox4aKnight1 replies on 4/26/2006 11:16 pm:
glad ya enjoyed

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