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Well I got this from someone not too long ago but it makes ya wonder.... *shaking head*
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard
the train stop and her son saying,
"All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off
now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you
bastards who are getting on, get your arse in the
train, cause we're going down the tracks".
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We
don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I
want you to do is go to your room and you are to stay
there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play
with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped
and the mother heard her son say,
"all passengers who are disembarking the train, please
remember to take all of your belongings with you. We
thank you for travelling with us today and hope your
trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy
continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you
to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.
Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope
you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us
As the mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO
HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
4/19/2006 3:07 am
4/19/2006 1:09 pm
thanks for the chuckle|