Inbox Funnies  

Fox4aKnight1 43F
1176 posts
3/1/2006 6:15 pm

Last Read:
8/6/2006 11:58 am

Inbox Funnies


Here just wanted to share a smile with you!

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood ! Enjoy

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? !
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

caressmewell 53F

3/1/2006 7:42 pm

LOL, cute


dasher121 36M

3/2/2006 7:04 am

hahahaha that was a great list! def did put a smile on my face, thanks

The Dude


crazygurl2xx 56F

3/2/2006 7:24 am

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him
Awww...lol


Fox4aKnight1 43F

3/2/2006 9:30 pm

LOL thanks Caress hugsssss


Fox4aKnight1 43F

3/2/2006 9:31 pm

    Quoting dasher121:
    hahahaha that was a great list! def did put a smile on my face, thanks

    The Dude
hugs and yw Dude LOL
Kelli


Fox4aKnight1 43F

3/2/2006 9:31 pm

    Quoting crazygurl2xx:
    Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
    Right Where You Left Him
    Awww...lol
LOL crazy ....horrid yet funny LOL


easypickens1976 52M
11 posts
3/3/2006 5:57 am

Cute.


Fox4aKnight1 43F

3/3/2006 9:25 am

ty hun *grinz*


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/3/2006 7:36 pm

LMAO. Very cute dear.


Fox4aKnight1 43F

3/3/2006 10:01 pm

hugsssss oldman and thanks sweetie!!!


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