For the people with a sick sense of humor  

Fox4aKnight1 43F
1176 posts
2/9/2006 7:08 am

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8/6/2006 11:41 am

For the people with a sick sense of humor


>>The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are "the seven
>>dwarfs" they get ushered in to see the Pope.
>>
>>Dopey leads the pack.
>>
>>"Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
>>
>>Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf
>>nuns in Rome?"
>>
>>The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment
>>and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
>>
>>In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling.
>>
>>Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
>>
>>Dopey turns back to face the Pope.
>>
>>"Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
>>
>>The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers, "No
>>Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of
>>Europe."
>>
>>This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
>>
>>Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them all with an angry
>>glare.
>>
>>Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY
>>dwarf nuns in the whole world?"
>>
>>The Pope answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns
>>anywhere in the world."
>>
>>The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing,
>>pounding on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they
>>begin chanting:
>>
>>"Dopey screwed a penguin!"
>>"Dopey screwed a penguin!"

rm_Greyeyesky 41M

2/9/2006 11:24 am

Hey Hon. Thanks for always having a kind word. The wounds are healing up and I'm looking forward to finding that special girl. I'm just sick of stupid games and dishonesty, but you know that feeling too, eh? Good luck finding your knight... it's a cruel, cruel world... but it's not good to lose hope. Hang in there. J


Fox4aKnight1 43F

2/9/2006 11:53 am

hugs jonathan and thank you sweetie ..........I hope you heal well. I know that sounds odd but healing well means very little scar tissue.
Hugs {=}


sleeplessknight1 68M

2/9/2006 2:09 pm

glad yu mentioned humour.......
here it is what yu have been waitin for.....lol

Just4Laughs

well its still under approval..so hot off the press....lol

tc Foxy


rm_sharksnsails 45M
738 posts
2/9/2006 7:28 pm

ROTFLMAO

sharks


WellhungTrigger 42M
282 posts
2/9/2006 7:49 pm

LOL Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!

-WHT


rm_Greyeyesky 41M

2/9/2006 10:33 pm

Well put. So far I've done a poor job of avoiding scar tissue in my life. I'm hoping to change that this time around. Take care.


Fox4aKnight1 43F

2/9/2006 10:43 pm

lol Sleepless....thanks hun .........be there soon ....{=}

LOL Aaron glad ya got a laugh hun..

LMAO WHT......oh Blue Collar Comedy Tour huh? ....I am still wondering just why for a fellow member of atlanta Jeff Foxworthy Never mentions the Rd. named Beaver Ruin .....honest to god its a real Rd. here....still cracks me up lolol


curious082385 31F
4925 posts
2/10/2006 12:47 am

*giggles*


Rockhard2x6 54M

2/10/2006 6:42 am

I alway love this one. I almost killed myself laughing the first time I heard it.


Fox4aKnight1 43F

2/10/2006 1:12 pm

jonathan, scartissue is unavoidable. However letting it heal as much as possible for your sake is more imortant by far. Hugs and time and good friends help.

amannotachild- LOL glad I could help out

LOL Curious I can almost hear you giggling gal lololol

Rock I thin the one thing that sent me into gales after first reading it(actually I didn't gt all the way through) was Evelwoman's I will survive remix....or parody. I thought how appros to AdultFriendFinder and then promptly colapsed laughing and had a friend worriedly telling me to breathe..


sleeplessknight1 68M

2/10/2006 2:47 pm

omg..........Foxy....

I will save that one..lol


Fox4aKnight1 43F

2/10/2006 4:28 pm

lol Thanks sleepless.......I was gonna post it in the group just as soon as I get some other things taken care of here at home....hugssssss


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