AFF member sent me this redneck rendition of "twas the night before christmas"  

Fox4aKnight1 43F
1176 posts
12/19/2005 2:53 pm

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AFF member sent me this redneck rendition of "twas the night before christmas"

Twas the night before Christmas and alll through the house
Were empties and butts left round by some louse
And the best fifth I had hid by the chimney with care
Had been swiped by some mexican who'd spotted it there

My guests had long since passed out in their beds
To wake in the morning with some god damn awful heads
Midge was out cold with her chin in her lap
And me I was dying for one more nightcap

When out on the lawn there came such a yell
I sprang to my feet to see what the hell
Away to the window I tore like a flash
Fell over the table and broke a chair with a crash

The moon on the crest of the new fallen snow
Made me think of my Visa bill and all that I owe
But what to my wondering eyes should show up
Eight bloated reindeer hitched to a beer truck

With a little fat driver who looked like a hick
I saw it was Santa as tight as a tick
Like UH-1 Deltas those reindeer they came
And he hiccupped and belched and called them by name

On Grumpy, go Bashful get the hell off this wall
Get going you assholes we've got a big haul
So up on the roof went reindeer and truck
But a tree branch hit Santa before he could duck

And then in a twinkling I heard from above
A hell of a noise that was no cooing dove
As I pulled in my head and cocked a sharp ear
Down the chimney he came right smack on his rear

He was dressed in furs with no cuffs on his pants
And the way that guy squirmed he must have had ants
He had pints and fifths in the sack on his back
And a breath that would blow a train off the track

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
But he missed half the stockings that plastered old jerk
The putting five fingers at the end of his nose
He flipped me off and up the chimney he rose

He sprang for his truck at so fast a pace
He fell over his feet and slid on his face
But I heard him burp as he drove out of sight
Merry Chresmez you shitheads now really get tight

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/19/2005 3:49 pm

LMAO..very cute.

Fox4aKnight1 43F

12/19/2005 4:01 pm

LOL thanks Oldman I been getting a ton of them ....feel free to add some hun.

I82O4U2Enjoy 43M
54 posts
12/19/2005 9:55 pm

G & S Lady Fox4aKnight,

I must say that it has been a royal tribute to get to witness all of your blogs over the time I have been a member of AdultFriendFinder. From the daily events going on in your life to the exciting happenings to you and your online friends here on AdultFriendFinder to the wonderful jokes you place here for all to see, you have caught my attention and always leave me with a smile on my face. If you werent so far away, i swear that I would kiss you for all the joys and heartfelt ways you have made me feel over 2005.

I just wanted to say thank you once again for letting a far away guy like myself see a little bit more into your world. Thank you and blessings to you and all that you hold dear in your heart- It must be a very treasured place to be. If only Kismet had not been so cruel and let me find someone with your pizzaz and spark so far away from good ole Tucson, AZ. I could see the fun times that we could have shared in and the great friendship that could have been born forth from everything blossom into so much more. Maybe one day Kismet will have a change of heart and place us closer together. Until then, i will indulge myself with more of your insights, communications, and lovely pictures of yourself. Take care and have a blast of a time bringing in the New Year(very lucky guy that gets to share a New Year kiss with you and those lovely lips).

Peace to one and all and keep us coming back for more of you,


Fox4aKnight1 43F

12/20/2005 3:10 am

hugs I82O4U2Enjoy always a great thing to see a post from you. I enjoy listening to you hun and thank you for just taking the tie to see and get to know me by this way. Hugs and thank you!
hugs Foxy

sleeplessknight1 68M

12/24/2005 12:39 pm

great one....
almost as good as

Fox4aKnight1 43F

12/24/2005 2:27 pm

LMAO sleepless ...........*whew* high standereds to live up to *VBG*

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