*SIGH*...I wish...  

Firsttime36 53F
209 posts
3/27/2005 4:35 am

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*SIGH*...I wish...


I wish I could take credit for the forty ways men fail in bed post....alas, that was sent to me about 5 years ago and I have kept in my email ever since...I find it to be funnier than hell but oh so very true...now, the stories written here are very true...they happened JUST the way they are written and I can take credit for those (and having enjoyed them!)

Anal...that's something I said I would blog about...

Ok, now these are just my musings about anal...and my experiences....

For a long time, I thought anal, like probably every other person out there, was DIRTY....I mean, up the poop chute? Who the hell wants to get fucked up there? Little did I know....

I started exploring online my sexuality about the time I was ending my marriage....and funny thing, anonmymity can be a blessing...writing, asking and learning, all faceless and just letters on a page can sooo help a person's psyche.

I learned that (amongst other things), that I am 'built tight' in my pubic area...meaning that my anus and my vagina area are close together....thus, I did learn that the hard way...I am the one who needs to be 'careful' when having sex so that the moistures of either area dont intermingle, thus causing 'issues'...but with that said, it can be done with care...

Women can enjoy anal sex....without pain...and amazingly enough...with just a mear smidge of lube...if they are sexually excited enough, relaxed and trust their partner...

Our anus muscles are so close to our vaginal muscles, that we can orgasm and we can have alot of fun with anal sex....

My favorite thing is to start off like any other sexual session, starting off with lotsa foreplay, having my pussy eaten...and if he cares too, to rim my asshole....now, people, if you know you are going to consider anal sex, or any sex, be a neat and considerate partner and make sure that you are CLEAN...I hate anything more than having a man go down on me if I feel funky...I am the one who does the whole wiff test ...kiss him after he has been down there for a bit..if you smell icky on his face, apologize and either clean up or make him stop (gawd, that is such a CHARLOTTE moment)...I hate not being polite....there is nothing like going down on musty balls...dont make your partner go down on you if you are funky...and of course, rimming takes on a whole new challenge...I have read plenty on line about if you're going to have anal sex, make sure the chute is clean..ladies...YOU KNOW if your chute is clean....and cleaned out....there is nothing wrong with taking a washcloth and just fingering your own asshole to make sure you got EVERYTHING...

I enjoy a good rim job...as much as I enjoy giving a good rim job....as long as he's taken the care to be considerate as I have!

Now, where was I, oh yeah...I love to have sex with my partner, having me almost to the point of having an orgasm and take his cock out, glistening with my own wetness, and have him slowly enter my ass (never too fast, that could TRAUMATIZE YOU!)...and just slowly work it until he's all the way in...of course, in my ass, it only takes a thrust or two...I am on old pro........and I find that him pounding my asshole, with slow even strokes or fucking me in a frenzied fashioned....makes my already coming pussy....GUSH...I have actually covered my pussy with my hand and felt my orgasm squish through my fingers, while playing with my clit and having my partner tell me how tight and wonderful my ass feels....(I love the dirty talk while having sex, you can call it a cunt and you can tell me you love fucking my asshole...)

I love when my partner is ready to come....bringing my ass closer to the edge of the bed...I find that anal fucking with your ass on the edge of the bed, with your legs in the air (I have 37 inch legs!), with your pussy VERY exposed....and a mans legs on the ground, gives anal sex a much more powerful PUNCH.....of course, he can see your clit and pussy while in this position and he can play too....my partner would stop mid way and go down on me, maybe making it a lil more wet so he could fuck me more....and having your pussy exposed like that...its almost a helpless feeling, cos you are in such an awkward position, that you certainly cant move for fear of falling...

Of course, after anal sex, never put your cock back in a womans pussy....WAY TOO MANY ISSUES THERE.....make sure that if you are going to finish off with anal sex, you finish off with anal sex....we women dont need to have THOSE problems...

Mess? Sometimes...but if you have a caring and willing and patient partner, he will accept those mess issues with little to no problem...if you can 'smell' a problem getting ready to happen, you need to stop cos, like I said, you dont need those fluids mixing in with others....

Anals Beads: Now, I am a gal who loves ass play...and I have had several sets of beads....but have only used them on myself....anal beads are cool...but as sexual as I am, I have always been a lil afraid to use them with a partner....I need to open up a bit I guess...my anal partner, my lover of 5 years, was a bit old fashioned....took him FOREVER to get him to fuck my ass....but when he FINALLY did...he could never get enough...but I dont think he would have understood anal beads (or any sex toy for that matter)

I have enjoyed anal beads as a masturbation technique. I love to have that full feeling in my ass as I use my pocket rocket on my clit....and when I feel myself almost getting ready to come, I pull them out, one at a time...cos when I come, my whole vagina, labia and clit 'pulses'...and as I am climaxing...and pulling out the beads, my ass doesnt really wanna let them go cos of the need to pulse...and pulling them out, one at a time as I am screaming my head off in a powerful orgasm...makes it just that much more better....I have vibrating anal beads that I DEARLY LOVE....as I am coming from the pocket rocket, my ass is just having it's own orgasm of its own with the vibrating beads....my sphincter muscles try to "expel" the anal beads as I am coming..and if I lay in such a way to not let them exit....OH MY FUCKING GAWD....I have a simulataneous orgasm....believe it or not...

Now, I am all into ass play with my parnter...but have yet to find one who will allow me to fuck him with a vibe or dildo...and giving head and rimming a man, which I sooo enjoy....thats a whole nother blog....

Now I wanna play with my beads....

goddess30093 60F

3/27/2005 5:58 am

Wonderful post, I wish more women could understand how wonderful anal sex can be, and I wish more men AND women would read the part about being "funky"!!! LOL!


BLight9 54M
1 post
3/27/2005 6:35 am

Morning First time 36,Im a42old bimale.I would love to have you fuck my ass!I like toys too!Like you said CLEAN isthe way to go!Butt back to your blog,I love all sex,Anal above all,hope to chat soon!!!


mygmyg 59M

3/27/2005 10:42 am

First time, I think that should a man be fortunate to have a partner that that enjoys/allows anal penetration that the anal masturbation and if she desires, using a strap-on would only further enhance their experiences.


onesoixanteneuf 55M/47F
6 posts
3/27/2005 1:12 pm

We're a married couple and are beginning to warm to anal foreplay. We both tongue each other's asses (tastes a bit like bitter) and finger it while fucking. I especially like to touch her clit through the walls of her ass/pusssy. She loved to ream me hard while coming.

We haven't yet had anal sex per se.


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