Mistakes not to make, Take 1  

SleekIcilyVarix 41M
1024 posts
5/18/2006 5:28 pm
Mistakes not to make, Take 1

On one first date, I was so aroused and in such a hurry to get her back to my place that I got a speeding ticket. The night went splendidly after that, but still. Not smooth. With the delay I would've gotten there faster had I gone the speed limit (or at least closer to it). Oh, the memories.

Moral of the Story: No matter how hot she is, keep an eye on the speedometer, an eye out for cops, or both. Moral Number Two: Don't drive with your penis. Use your head!

49AK 55M
1823 posts
5/18/2006 6:08 pm

I think there's a certain sophisticated air about you when you're taking your time... So, I agree...

SleekIcilyVarix replies on 5/18/2006 9:07 pm:
yeah, that lesson transcended the road to the bedroom.

SleekIcilyVarix replies on 5/18/2006 9:18 pm:
yeah, that lesson transcends the road to the bedroom.

mycin62 54F

5/19/2006 12:51 am

Good advice

SleekIcilyVarix replies on 5/19/2006 8:59 pm:
If I could offer just ONE piece of advice for the future, it would be this: Wear sunscreen. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proven by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. (loosely borrowed from someone else who spouts advice)

TabithaElectra79 38F

5/21/2006 2:44 am

Was this message brought to us by B.A.D.D too?!

SleekIcilyVarix replies on 5/21/2006 1:05 pm:
lol...yes, it fits nicely into the B.A.D.D. philosophy.

rm_mtclimber83 40M

2/14/2007 10:52 am


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