Cocksturizer? He's kidding, right? Welllll.....  

SleekIcilyVarix 41M
1024 posts
5/27/2006 12:41 pm
Cocksturizer? He's kidding, right? Welllll.....

Feeling innovative, so here's my Brilliant New Idea:

Instead of the KY, the Astroglide, the Motion Lotion...the next time you Take Matters Into Your Own Hands/Do the Han Solo/Play Solitaire,
try Aloe & Cucumber moisturizer with Vitamins A & E and Shea Butter. (heheh. He said cucumber).

Five Reasons to Make the Switch

1. It functions well enough as lube. (if you need more slide, add a little reg. lube)
2. Moisturizer is good for your skin, even the skin of your cock. (If you actually value your "family jewels", take care of them!)
3. "Cucumber" not only invokes naughty thoughts, the fragrance is said to be a natural aphrodisiac/ with female olfactory-stimulating properties. (Give your pheremones some extra ooomph!)
4. Shea butter helps cell regeneration and capillary circulation. (Bonus: If you're naked under the hot sun, it works like sunblock, helping to shield your cock from UV rays.)
5. Vitamin E helps prevent skin damage from friction.

So the next time you're Left to Your Own Devices, try moisturizer. You'll keep your dick looking young and vibrant. lol

jadedbabe78 105F

5/27/2006 1:47 pm

lmao....well alright.

Who knew!

SleekIcilyVarix replies on 5/27/2006 2:14 pm:
Ok, well, maybe not a brilliant new idea but it almost makes sense, eh?

YoungHorneyBoi 30M
1 post
5/27/2006 9:27 pm

Awsome i always thougt that but didn't know it was acctualy true. Ill have to try the vitimen e thing.

SleekIcilyVarix replies on 5/27/2006 9:43 pm:
Hope it works for ya Thanks for stopping by.

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