3 Reasons to Love Nipple Rings  

SleekIcilyVarix 41M
1024 posts
5/30/2006 6:17 pm
3 Reasons to Love Nipple Rings

1. If you have a heart attack, you don't have to wait for the ambulance. Whoever finds you can drag you outside, get out the jumper cables, connect your nipple rings to their car battery, and hit the ignitition.

2. If you magnetize them, you can hang from the front of your fridge for hours.

3. If you're prone to losing your keys, you can hook your key ring onto a nipple ring and worry no more.

rm_wetfingeraz 53F
3012 posts
5/30/2006 8:12 pm


MaggiesWishes 59F

5/31/2006 3:33 am

It does have a "ring" to it

warm wishes 2ya
Thank you for your visit today

SleekIcilyVarix replies on 5/31/2006 3:45 am:
ring to it...lol..very punny. Good luck with your move, Maggie. Hopefully it won't be more of a pita than would be expected.
Thanks for the warm wishes, too Back at ya.

TabithaElectra79 37F

6/1/2006 1:42 am

I love my nipple rings!

SleekIcilyVarix replies on 6/1/2006 6:20 am:
They're fun. I love mine too. I've had mine for 10 years now (crap..that makes me feel old. lol) . You?

QueenOfSwords 34F

6/1/2006 9:17 pm

They look good on other girls but no way would I get my nipples pierced. Someone told me that it can cause major probs with breast feeding later.

SleekIcilyVarix replies on 6/1/2006 10:10 pm:
Yeah, that's unfortunate. Nipples tend to look tasty with or without ornamentation, imo

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