Yay! Penis Day!  

FelonyMrMeaner 41M/45F
12 posts
8/30/2005 12:46 pm

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Yay! Penis Day!

The 25th of every month is "Yay, ****'s Penis Day". Granted, on no day should you be remiss and not celebrate your man's penis. However, if you take one day a month and gear it towards making him (especially his penis) feel appreciated for all he/it does for you, you will not be disappointed. Extra special blow jobs, making sure that you hit all the little places that you know make him that much harder. Know the positions that really turn him on and suggest them yourselves, sit down and watch that porno together that you know he loves. Whatever it is...focus all of yourself on him and his penis for one 24 hour period. Be the slut that you know you can be. Try new things!
You will not be disappointed. For days after I reap the rewards of celebrating "Yay, ****'s Penis Day".
I figure if I expect and want to be treated like a Goddess, I should treat my man like an equal God.
So celebrate your man's penis. If you don't have a good one (not the penis, but the man) find one. It is amazing how a good man outside of the bedroom, can bring the slut in me into it. So pick a day of the month, and make it your man's penis day. He will forever be grateful!

rm_abebb 58M
56 posts
8/30/2005 2:21 pm

like i say, there is one thing i have that every woman wants and will never have. a penis of her very own. cheers to those of us who can be standing up. and to those men who are no loger permitted to pee standing up, my sympathy goes out to you.

redmustang91 57M  
8604 posts
9/4/2005 2:15 am

Some men are not permitted to pee standing up? Talk about pussy whipped! Are their pee police now? Talk about a police state!

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